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[suchselfishness]

{ Someone’s not happy to miss playtime. A scream is the first thing the device picks up, followed by the sound of the little miss’s new toy being chucked rather hard. The video turns on when it opens, and you get to see the little dear in her new white dress with a very angry expression as she marches over to pick it up and dust it off. }

I don’t have time for this! I have more important wars to deal with right now! The worst day of all to interrupt, and this has to happen- We’re going to invade headquarters, and if I’m not there, the Earl will go without me, and I’ll miss all the fun!