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[redefinescull]

[When the video turns on, Feferi's walking around Death City! Her hair is pretty damp because she just came from the rec center and the pool that it has. She has a pair of headphones around her neck, and it's blasting something that sounds like this, but the lyrics sound more like this.]

Hello Death City! [As usual, Feferi is VERY EXCITED and

Comments

[Video]

[pickinurpockets]

You should ask Kurt! He knows a lot of pretty Earth songs, so he'll probably know more about it. Or there's always messing with the radio. That seems to play music a lot, too.

[Video]

[redefinescull]

I think I will try that! I have tried finding things on the human radio, but I am having problems finding things that I like.

[Video]

[pickinurpockets]

Yeah, I just kinda...[glances off screen] used mine for parts. Too much screaming and talking about really weird sex...things and cursing and yeah. Not enough music I could dance to!

[small bounce]

Are you a troll like Nepeta and the others? You have horns like them!

[Video]

[redefinescull]

Yes, I am a troll! My name is Feferi.

[And she completely agrees with all of that. WHY IS MUSIC SO BAD.]

That's exactly what I don't like about the music! A lot of it is kind of confusing, too, since I do not know a lot about human culture yet.

[dungenessmaster]

YOU LIKE TROLL JUSTIN BIEBER.

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?

[redefinescull]

It's not like I -EV-ER made it a secret, Karcrab!

[dungenessmaster]

I TRY NOT TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE GODAWFUL THINGS YOU IDIOTS LISTEN TO, OK. I GET ENOUGH OF A MIGRAINE JUST FROM PUTTING UP WITH GAMZEE AND TAVROS'S SHITTY RAP-OFFS.

[redefinescull]

You s)(ould listen to )(im more! )(e isn't as bad as you are making )(im sound!

voice; fyi beiber started playing on TV the moment i clicked into this entry

[2ollux]

[ it's low, it's quiet, as if afraid someone else will hear him, but-- ]

Theriouthly.

voice; THE TV KNOWS

[redefinescull]

Yes! Why wouldn't I be serious?

voice;

[2ollux]

[ his voice picks up a notch, as if EMBOLDENED by hipsteresque disdain. ]

He'th inethcapable.

voice;

[redefinescull]

Well, he was very popular! It's hard to escape something like that, isn't it?

[Voice]

[reverencing]

[. . .]

What is a "Bieber"?

[It's an important question, okay?]

[Voice]

[redefinescull]

He was a very popular singer on Alternia!

[There is now an attached picture of this, too.]

[Voice]

[reverencing]

I like his hair. [This is said very matter-of-factly.]

[Voice]

[redefinescull]

His hair is very nice, isn't it?? It is one of the reasons I think he is cute!

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[couragemantra]

[ Staring at the screen judgmentally... he rubs his temple, even listening to that much Bieber gives him a headache. ]

Yes. There is a human Justin Bieber. How on earth do trolls have him too? Ridiculous!

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[redefinescull]

I don't think it's that ridiculous! Krabcatch said that Bieber Fever must have been my fault.

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[couragemantra]

Oh? So it's you I have to blame for that?

Who among you is responsible for Lady Gaga? I'd much rather talk to him or her. [ He's teasing, if the small smile he's giving is any indication. ]

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[redefinescull]

[There's a pretty good natured laugh coming from Feferi at that, too.]

You have Lady Gaga, too? She is one of my favorites!

[Give her a second, she's doing something-- and suddenly a song that sounds a lot like Bad Romance is playing. Eeeexcept it's Black Romance.]