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[adiosasshole]

[Video pops on in a kitchen, looking at a counter and a... bucket. It pans over INTO the bucket and a WHOLE BUNCH of crabs crawling around inside.

It pans back out to Shinji putting the comm on the countertop.]Only got so many, but I guess I'll be fixing them up tonight. Mustang'll be getting some for helping. I guess the rest of SEES and... those

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[CRABS.]

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[IN A FUCKING BUCKET.]

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[what happens next is a "WHAT THE HIGH PHLEGM-ENCRUSTED FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" so loud it practically knocks the communicator back a few feet.

And THEN.

A DISCONNECT SO INCOHERENTLY FURIOUS THAT IT TAKES HIM A FEW TRIES. >:C]

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[And before the disconnect can be managed Karkat is left with the image of Shinji hurriedly dumping the crabs from the bucket into a pot of boiling water, then covering the comm with the now empty bucket so NO ONE CAN SEE HIS ACCIDENTAL SHAME ANYMORE!]

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[dungenessmaster]

[which was probably the equivalent of a human seeing a baby get tossed into a vat of boiling water for future consumption. sure, he knows crabs are supposed to be edible, but that doesn't even matter to him.

you sick BASTARD.]

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[Poor Shinji will never live this down, will he?]

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[dungenessmaster]

[it's roughly as likely to happen as getting Karkat to sleep now]