[ audio ] ♫ the first song
[ A middle-aged man with a western drawl can be heard. He sounds calm and collected as he speaks: ]
Now, even though I am part of a generation that shouldn't be able to use modern technology with ease, I still know how to follow directions and operate simple machinery. Unfortunately, I must admit this little thing gave me some trouble! It's got way too many functions stuffed into a small container: Audio, video, and text...what more will they think of next?
[ He clears his throat to change the subject ]
Anyway, the name is Pastel Brankino. I figure since I'm dead to my own world, there's no harm in introducing myself to my peers and the general public. Just uttering a name could get you killed in my town, so it's almost comforting to know that isn't the case here in "Death City", was it? Sounds like my kind of city. Even with all the warring against the witches.
Speaking of which, it's a shame that I don't have my darlings by my side.... [ And then he just trails off ]
Now, even though I am part of a generation that shouldn't be able to use modern technology with ease, I still know how to follow directions and operate simple machinery. Unfortunately, I must admit this little thing gave me some trouble! It's got way too many functions stuffed into a small container: Audio, video, and text...what more will they think of next?
[ He clears his throat to change the subject ]
Anyway, the name is Pastel Brankino. I figure since I'm dead to my own world, there's no harm in introducing myself to my peers and the general public. Just uttering a name could get you killed in my town, so it's almost comforting to know that isn't the case here in "Death City", was it? Sounds like my kind of city. Even with all the warring against the witches.
Speaking of which, it's a shame that I don't have my darlings by my side.... [ And then he just trails off ]