01 [text + video]
HELLO, I WOULD LIKE TO- OH GOODNESS, THESE ARE THE BIG LETTERS. I DO NOT NEED THE BIG LETTERS RIGHT NOW. WHERE IS THAT BUTTON Q*&(*&^*^(*(^%$$#STop stop stop stop
ah, there we are.
how appallingly complicated.
and these insufferable keys! they shall not do. if only i could...
[Insert some button mashing before the device switches over to video. Success! You may now bear witness to WV’s carapaced face. He is garbed in some rather dirty-looking rags, and a half-eaten green crayon dangles from his mouth like a cigarette. Once he realizes the video has kicked on, however, he hastily polishes off the remainder of the crayon.]
Excellent. A much more efficient method of communication. Now, then, if I might pose a query… [His eyes narrow.] This war. I am tired of wars, especially those that are thrust upon me by selfish, unfeeling tyrants. This war…it is not senseless? Do we fight to preserve democracy?
[ooc; AHHHHHHHH ANON. T_T THANK YOU SO MUCH, WHOEVER YOU ARE.]
ah, there we are.
how appallingly complicated.
and these insufferable keys! they shall not do. if only i could...
[Insert some button mashing before the device switches over to video. Success! You may now bear witness to WV’s carapaced face. He is garbed in some rather dirty-looking rags, and a half-eaten green crayon dangles from his mouth like a cigarette. Once he realizes the video has kicked on, however, he hastily polishes off the remainder of the crayon.]
Excellent. A much more efficient method of communication. Now, then, if I might pose a query… [His eyes narrow.] This war. I am tired of wars, especially those that are thrust upon me by selfish, unfeeling tyrants. This war…it is not senseless? Do we fight to preserve democracy?
[ooc; AHHHHHHHH ANON. T_T THANK YOU SO MUCH, WHOEVER YOU ARE.]