05 | video | ITP: dogs

[histrionicflair]

[This is a video of a German Shepherd puppy, wagging its tail. It sits as soon as a gloved hand comes down to pet it on the head.]

Comments

[Video]

[thebestandwurst]

An excellent choice of dog! Do you know how to care for one?

[histrionicflair]

I've done my research.

[Never took care of one before though...]

[thebestandwurst]

[Approving nod.]

It is a puppy, so you must housebreak it firmly yet with care. If you require assistance, I should be more than happy to help you. [Even if he's stoic, Germany is happy!]

[histrionicflair]

[Yes! Vaterland approved!]

Miles Edgeworth can handle the housebreaking.

Are there any dog obedience training schools in Death City, Bundesrepublik Deutschland?

[thebestandwurst]

Housebreaking shall be handled by the person who lives with the puppy.

And the pet store may offer something… I am a dogwalker there. If you like, citizen, I could personally see to it.

[histrionicflair]

What if the person who does the housebreaking lives with the person who's going to live with the puppy?

You'll see to Alarik's training?

[thebestandwurst]

That is more than acceptable.

[He nods.] As his owner, you will have to come and take part in the training, but I am capable of turning even Pomeranians into dogs with military-esque obedience. The Schäferhund is significantly more intelligent and easier to train.

[histrionicflair]

I will attend all training sessions necessary. Alarik will grow up to be the perfect police dog.

[thebestandwurst]

Very good. Then I shall meet you when Alarik is ready for it. That is, to say, when he has learned to recognize you as his master.