♋ 2nd stage: LISTEN UP, DUMBASSES. [filtered, trolls only]
HEY, GUESS WHAT EVERYBODY! GRAB YOUR NETHERDRESSINGS AND HOLD ON TIGHT, BECAUSE IT'S SPECIAL UNEXPECTED MEMO TIME.
SOME ASSHOLE'S OUT THERE PROVING HUMANS CAN BE JUST AS TERRIBLE AS, IF NOT MORE TERRIBLE THAN, WE ARE, SO YOU GET AN UNSCHEDULED UPDATE. I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU IDIOTS EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO THE NETWORK, AND IN ALL HONESTY I DON'T BLAME YOU IF YOU DON'T, BECAUSE WE'RE SURROUNDED BY SOME REAL FUCKPODS HERE.
BUT MY POINT IS, WATCH YOUR SHIT. THERE'S BEEN REPORTS COMING DOWN THE PIKE, SOME KIND OF PETTY THIEVERY SPREE. FROM WHAT I'M OBSERVING, THE THIEVES SEEM TO BE ONLY INTERESTED IN THINGS THAT CAN BE DRAWN IN AN UNBELIEVABLY SHITTY FASHION.
AND NOW THAT I'M THINKING ABOUT IT, VRISKA, IF IT'S YOU, I'M NOT FUCKING IMPRESSED AND YOU'D BETTER PUT IT ALL BACK BEFORE I FIND YOU AND RUN OUT ALL THAT DAMN LUCK YOU KEEP BLATHERING ABOUT.
SOME ASSHOLE'S OUT THERE PROVING HUMANS CAN BE JUST AS TERRIBLE AS, IF NOT MORE TERRIBLE THAN, WE ARE, SO YOU GET AN UNSCHEDULED UPDATE. I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU IDIOTS EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO THE NETWORK, AND IN ALL HONESTY I DON'T BLAME YOU IF YOU DON'T, BECAUSE WE'RE SURROUNDED BY SOME REAL FUCKPODS HERE.
BUT MY POINT IS, WATCH YOUR SHIT. THERE'S BEEN REPORTS COMING DOWN THE PIKE, SOME KIND OF PETTY THIEVERY SPREE. FROM WHAT I'M OBSERVING, THE THIEVES SEEM TO BE ONLY INTERESTED IN THINGS THAT CAN BE DRAWN IN AN UNBELIEVABLY SHITTY FASHION.
AND NOW THAT I'M THINKING ABOUT IT, VRISKA, IF IT'S YOU, I'M NOT FUCKING IMPRESSED AND YOU'D BETTER PUT IT ALL BACK BEFORE I FIND YOU AND RUN OUT ALL THAT DAMN LUCK YOU KEEP BLATHERING ABOUT.