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alright so check this shit out folks
my name is dave and im looking for one of those meisters
how do i find someone thats cool enough to handle me
i mean im kind of a big deal and not everyone can deal with it
its like how some people can sing and others cant
sure people pretend like they can sing but they sound like crap
and lots of poor microphones end up in their hands
meanwhile theres this class a singer whos poor or some shit
and using a snow globe glues to a paper towel tube to act like one
im like a super high quality mike
i dont wanna waste my talents on some hack that gets rejected from american idol
you know who im talking about
the jerks who show up and sing like two verses that get shown on tv
so some smug ass can make a witty remark about them and how much they suck
yeah so hit me up if you want a totally kick ass sword
and preferably can use it
my name is dave and im looking for one of those meisters
how do i find someone thats cool enough to handle me
i mean im kind of a big deal and not everyone can deal with it
its like how some people can sing and others cant
sure people pretend like they can sing but they sound like crap
and lots of poor microphones end up in their hands
meanwhile theres this class a singer whos poor or some shit
and using a snow globe glues to a paper towel tube to act like one
im like a super high quality mike
i dont wanna waste my talents on some hack that gets rejected from american idol
you know who im talking about
the jerks who show up and sing like two verses that get shown on tv
so some smug ass can make a witty remark about them and how much they suck
yeah so hit me up if you want a totally kick ass sword
and preferably can use it