2nd ♪ video
[ This is Kurt. This is Kurt pacing the room, one arm tucked across his chest while the other bends at the elbow to play nervously across his chin. Did I mention he's pacing? Very quickly? ]
You guys, this is serious. My life is over. First, my iPhone died the other day and there's no way to charge it, so all of my music is just... lost. And as if that wasn't bad enough, I'm still here and BREW hasn't changed its mind about me yet to send me back.
[ He stops pacing and kneels down in front of the camera, face flushed slightly but... mostly just panicked. ]
And fine, still being here wouldn't be a big deal because there's the party tomorrow and I've been helping set it up well enough even without my many copies of Martha Stewart Living to get ideas from! I even picked out the perfect outfit that screams fancy-dress-party meets night-on-the-town! EXCEPT...
[ He grabs a red lace cravat in one hand and a victorian-style suitvest in the other, holding them up. His expression is HEARTBROKEN, panicked! ] The cravat is too small for the vest! I can't wear this!! This cravat is the centerpiece of my entire outfit, it's going to bring instant class to my otherwise everyday, night-on-the-town look! And it's too small!
[ Time to take a deep breath and plead. ] Does anyone, anyone at all have something remotely similar? Same color? Similar style or material? Something longer? Cravat Guy- I mean, Mr. Edgeworth? To be honest I'm kind of looking at you, here!
And while I'm at it, can anyone find a way to please, please recharge my iPhone? There's got to be at least one of you who's good at electronics or something. How am I supposed to practice my songs for the party if I don't have background music to practice to? And it's not like I have sheet music, here, either!
[ He sighs and sets down his clothes behind him, along with the other pieces of his party outfit. He speaks once more, murmuring as he reaches to turn off the feed. Maybe you didn't even hear it? ] Not to mention I'd always dreamed I'd have a date if I ever went to anything like this. Typical.
You guys, this is serious. My life is over. First, my iPhone died the other day and there's no way to charge it, so all of my music is just... lost. And as if that wasn't bad enough, I'm still here and BREW hasn't changed its mind about me yet to send me back.
[ He stops pacing and kneels down in front of the camera, face flushed slightly but... mostly just panicked. ]
And fine, still being here wouldn't be a big deal because there's the party tomorrow and I've been helping set it up well enough even without my many copies of Martha Stewart Living to get ideas from! I even picked out the perfect outfit that screams fancy-dress-party meets night-on-the-town! EXCEPT...
[ He grabs a red lace cravat in one hand and a victorian-style suitvest in the other, holding them up. His expression is HEARTBROKEN, panicked! ] The cravat is too small for the vest! I can't wear this!! This cravat is the centerpiece of my entire outfit, it's going to bring instant class to my otherwise everyday, night-on-the-town look! And it's too small!
[ Time to take a deep breath and plead. ] Does anyone, anyone at all have something remotely similar? Same color? Similar style or material? Something longer? Cravat Guy- I mean, Mr. Edgeworth? To be honest I'm kind of looking at you, here!
And while I'm at it, can anyone find a way to please, please recharge my iPhone? There's got to be at least one of you who's good at electronics or something. How am I supposed to practice my songs for the party if I don't have background music to practice to? And it's not like I have sheet music, here, either!
[ He sighs and sets down his clothes behind him, along with the other pieces of his party outfit. He speaks once more, murmuring as he reaches to turn off the feed. Maybe you didn't even hear it? ] Not to mention I'd always dreamed I'd have a date if I ever went to anything like this. Typical.