Dec 22, 2010 16:55
Another new batch of recruits and fools, BREW? I suppose it is logical for it to gather more people after that kidnapping incident, but why send us a bunch of people who can't even spell their words correctly? (she shakes her head) English, fools, do you speak it?
In any case, I suppose a welcoming is in order. Greetings, new arrivals. I am Franziska von Karma, a prodigy prosecutor. (a bow) I have been in Death City for a few weeks now and it still feels like I'm stuck in a horrible nightmare. Feel free to consult me for legal advice, but I should warn you, the services of a von Karma don't come cheap.
I am also, since I came here to Death City, a Weapon. A whip, to be precise: a ten foot leather bullwhip. I have yet to meet a Meister who is capable of wielding me, but you are welcome to try.
As for those who are concerned with the situation of one foolish fool foolishly known as Phoenix Wright, he is doing better. His "little accident" with the SOS button has been and will be dealt with, if not by Shibusen then by me.
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to Miles Edgeworth:
Miles Edgeworth, you can't possibly be thinking of running an Investigation Agency without having a legal adviser. I have sent you a list of my credentials. I'm sure that would suffice.
to Sora Himoto:
Sora Himoto, I have sent you a short reading list. Ten books. That should last you for a week. The Constitution, the Civil Code, none of those versions with annotations and pictures, mind you. Those are for hacks and defense attorneys.
c: ludwig (germany),
c: roy mustang,
c: miles edgeworth,
c: nataku,
franziska von karma,
c: nate "near" river,
c: himoto sora