Dec 20, 2010 22:38
[the communicator flickers on... hm, some familiar large brows!]
Good morning, citizens of Death City. I have returned.
[PAUSE FOR EFFECT. and then he goes on] For those of you who don't know me, I am the United Kingdom. Yes, the country, and I'd appreciate if you spare me the shock and ridicule. Whether or not you choose to believe me is fine. I am what I am. You are free to call me Arthur, or mister Kirkland if you wish. I have been here before. I've turned into a Weapon, eaten souls, fought against kishin eggs. The whole bloody lot. I'm not completely sure how long it's been since I was last here, though I, myself have been home for about a year.
I would like to be brought up to date and informed of anything significant that happened while I was away. I don't intend to waste any time. [he stares hard at the communicator] To my fellow countries. I apologize for my absence. There will be no more slip-ups. For some reason, BREW has decided to grant me a second chance, as well as keep my memories of this place intact. I won't squander the opportunity.
c: ludwig (germany),
c: roy mustang,
c: allen walker,
c: kurapika,
c: eiríkur ragnarsson (iceland),
c: jules de ferrier,
arthur kirkland (england),
c: sherlock holmes,
c: hong kong,
c: shibuya yuuri,
c: yoko ritona,
c: saber,
c: cain c. hargreaves,
c: shouta mikoshiba,
c: john watson,
c: mei (taiwan),
c: alfred f. jones (america),
c: francis bonnefoy (france),
c: kiku honda (japan),
c: sadiq adnan (turkey),
c: yao wong (china),
c: antonio fernandez carriedo (spain),
c: sohki,
c: gilbert weillschmidt (prussia)