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[minorityofsane]

[Opening the communicator, he is shown being carried over the shoulder from the video.]

Are you even listening to me? I have no intention of being part of your vile Empire. You will put me down immediately or this will be considered an act of war. [Very hard to sound and appear intimidating in his position. Also, this desert heat is horrible and

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video;

[littlestcommie]

Russia's away at the moment. Wanna leave a message? [ah, Europe. always good for some teasing.]

voice.

[vallation]

That so? So he was here, then?

[littlestcommie]

For a little bit. Back to his own fun now, sorry you missed him. We got plenty've the others to make up for it, though.

[vallation]

's too bad.

-- ah, don't think I know ya. Who's this?

[littlestcommie]

Depends on who you ask.

Figured you're from before. I'm Cuba, out near North America.

[vallation]

Well, it don't matter now, don't it? Since it's him we're talkin' about.

[headtilt. 17th C, cuba. 8| ]

Didn't know there was a north of that.

[littlestcommie]

[ugh, bad century. why couldn't you be from a better year, like 1959?] Uh, if you ain't found it yet you're gonna. I'm an island in the Carribbean Sea that's 'round those parts.

[vallation]

Interestin'. Colony of someone's? I gotta lot of years to catch up on, it seems.

[littlestcommie]

Just a couple thousand. And no, I ain't anybody's but my own.

[vallation]

Tell me about it. An' it sounds like I wouldn't like what I'd learn. Did Russia?

[littlestcommie]

Like what he learned? Little bit of both, I think. Things get worse for him before they get better.

Not exactly an expert on your shit, so I dunno the little details. If you're from 'round when I think you are, it ain't really anythin' you'll wanna hear.

[vallation]

'course it wouldn't be. If it involves anyone from those idiots in Europe, it hardly ends up good.

Heard ya used to be with Spain. [laughs:] How'd that turn out for ya.

[littlestcommie]

Ain't that the truth. Fuckers can't keep themselves in order, gotta learn to stop makin' everyone else just as miserable.

[do you see this face. it should tell you how that turned out.] Shitty. Had to slog through even shittier stuff just to get rid of him.

[vallation]

Why am I not surprised. [laughing, laughing. happy old man is happy.] An' they say I'm the worse of the lot. Ah, well. The sheer arrogance of that blinds me like hell.

[littlestcommie]

You never sailed your ass across the sea just to wipe out natives and suck a guy dry. Over here you're the fuckin' Virgin Mary compared to the rest of the assholes. [mumble grumble]

[vallation]

Ain't that nice of ya, child. [dry] But ya give me too much praise.