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[1st_class_honor]

The longer I’m here, the more I realize that this place isn’t so different than home. You’ve got your heroic missions -check-, your damn good beer and parties -check-, you’ve got some pretty nice people -check-, your requisite best friend -check-, and the one random girl who will still con you outta almost anything and everything you own. [Yeah,

Comments

[Text]

[de_faulty_hero]

Requisite? Is that all I am now?

[Private]

Sorry about your boots.

[Text]

[1st_class_honor]

Ooooh, someone got sensitive in their old age. [Laughs.]

[Private]

My boot--That was YOU?

[Text]

[de_faulty_hero]

I have not. I'm not that old.

[Private]

It was Yuffie's fault. She wanted your shoes.

[Voice]

[1st_class_honor]

You're right; you always were a bit delicate.

[Private]

Yeah, I know I've got great fashion sense and all, but I've had to wear flip flops.

FLIP FLOPS!

You're lucky I didn't come down and steal yours! [Yet.]

[Voice]

[de_faulty_hero]

I got big and strong from my mako poisoning.

[Private]

My feet are smaller than yours, so my boots wouldn't fit you anyway. Didn't you wear flip flops once on a beach?

[Voice]

[1st_class_honor]

Was that on the list of possible side effects? I don't remember reading it on the bottle. [Smirk.]

[Private]

I could've cut the sides or something. And yeah, when I was wearing swim trunks, which I'm not running around in now!

...Hm. Not a bad idea, though.

[Voice]

[de_faulty_hero]

Becoming a monster, or a minor chance of saving the planet.

[Private]

Come on, man, you look good in just about anything. There's the mall if you want swim shorts.