.xv [Audio/Video/Audio/Video/Audio/Video -- Squalo is kind of a moron.]
[That's right, you don't get to see Squalo's pretty hair this time. Wanna know why?]
VOOOII, all this fucking sand is a fucking bitch to get out of fucking hair.
[Because Squalo is annoyed enough to make every third word he speaks some variation of the word fuck, that's why.]
Is that what the fucking frogs were like? Because that was fucking laughable.
[A grunt. A grunt can mean many things, you dirty minded perverts would be disappointed, though. He's just trying to comb his hair.]
Fuck.
[Switched to Video; Filtered to Shouta]
...that wasn't nearly as bad, was it?
[A smirk, and you actually get to see him combing sand out of his hair as he works.]
Perhaps this partnership will be more entertaining than I thought.
[And that's as close to a compliment you'll get. Sneer,]
Or do you have any complaints?
[Switched to Audio; Filtered to Faye Valentine]
VOOOII, still alive, I hope? Because if you went and died just so you wouldn't have to buy me a beer, my heart would break.
[Switched to Video; Filtered to Belphegor]
[He stops brushing for a moment, staring at the camera with a frown and a squint.]
...where the fuck are you?
[Switched to Audio; Filtered to Varia/Vongola still in the city]
VOOOII, anyone seen Bel around?
[That's not worry, that's sheer fucking dread. He's the one that always cleans up Bel's mess, after all.]
[Switched to Video; Filtered to Roy Mustang]
I think I just partnered up with one of your men.
[Amused risen eyebrow.]
I think this is the part where you offer me a job.
[OOC: all replies to this are ICly delayed until the next IC day, since Squalo put it up before being dragged leaving with the rescue team.]
VOOOII, all this fucking sand is a fucking bitch to get out of fucking hair.
[Because Squalo is annoyed enough to make every third word he speaks some variation of the word fuck, that's why.]
Is that what the fucking frogs were like? Because that was fucking laughable.
[A grunt. A grunt can mean many things, you dirty minded perverts would be disappointed, though. He's just trying to comb his hair.]
Fuck.
[Switched to Video; Filtered to Shouta]
...that wasn't nearly as bad, was it?
[A smirk, and you actually get to see him combing sand out of his hair as he works.]
Perhaps this partnership will be more entertaining than I thought.
[And that's as close to a compliment you'll get. Sneer,]
Or do you have any complaints?
[Switched to Audio; Filtered to Faye Valentine]
VOOOII, still alive, I hope? Because if you went and died just so you wouldn't have to buy me a beer, my heart would break.
[Switched to Video; Filtered to Belphegor]
[He stops brushing for a moment, staring at the camera with a frown and a squint.]
...where the fuck are you?
[Switched to Audio; Filtered to Varia/Vongola still in the city]
VOOOII, anyone seen Bel around?
[That's not worry, that's sheer fucking dread. He's the one that always cleans up Bel's mess, after all.]
[Switched to Video; Filtered to Roy Mustang]
I think I just partnered up with one of your men.
[Amused risen eyebrow.]
I think this is the part where you offer me a job.
[OOC: all replies to this are ICly delayed until the next IC day, since Squalo put it up before being dragged leaving with the rescue team.]