[Voice] [03]

[terra_inflexus]

[Amused]

I don't see why everyone's complaining about the sand being everywhere. We're in a desert. Besides, my apartment needed a healthy layer of earth.

Anyway, anyone I know get kidnapped by those freaky sand monster things?

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[voice]

[wildcardette]

... I'm not sure if everyone agrees with sand in apartments. It's a little inconvenient.

[voice]

[terra_inflexus]

Then just sweep it out. S'not that hard.

[voice]

[wildcardette]

It has a habit of getting everywhere though. When you go to the beach... there's sand in your shoes for months afterwards.

[voice]

[terra_inflexus]

I don't wear shoes. I wouldn't know. Besides, it could be worse. It could be snow everywhere.

[voice]

[adiosasshole]

It's not like a few minutes with a vacuum or a broom wouldn't fix it. But if you like the stuff, good for you.

[voice]

[terra_inflexus]

...A vacuum?

[voice]

[adiosasshole]

...

Basically a fancy broom. Sucks up dirt instead of just pushing it around.

[voice]

[terra_inflexus]

Where does the dirt go?

voice;

[blindingrevenge]

If they were kidnapped, they wouldn't be around to tell you about it.

voice;

[terra_inflexus]

No duh. But other people would know.

voice;

[blindingrevenge]

That doesn't mean they know the same people you do.

voice;

[terra_inflexus]

There's not that many of us here. There's gotta be some overlap.

[neverbeenworse]

[The video blips on to a shot of a kitchen counter covered in sand. Perched atop the counter is a small orange cat, scratching at the sand. Enma sighs, setting the communicator down on the counter, away from the cat, and reaches down to take a sock off. He stands, turns it upside down, and watches the sand trickle out of it.]

...The desert isn't in our apartments.

[voice]

[terra_inflexus]

It is now! But, really people, you had to expect sand to get inside sooner or later.

[voice]

[neverbeenworse]

[slowly turns the communicator in a circle for a good view of the apartment -- piles on the couch, lumped to both sides of the door, a thin veneer over the bed, etc.]

This much?

[From somewhere off-screen, the cat gives a satisfied purr and Enma takes his hands away from the communicator for a moment, turns, and sighs an exasperated sigh]

[voice]

[terra_inflexus]

I can't see.

Video;

[mock_me_vermin]

I'm still here, Toph!

[voice]

[terra_inflexus]

At least someone bothered to check in.

[voice]

[mock_me_vermin]

I did! ♥ Do I get a cookie?

[voice]

[terra_inflexus]

Sorry, don't have any.