[ There's an enormous, bespectacled green eye appearing on your screens - WAY too close to the camera! ]
How does this…video thingamabob turn on?
[ It's already on. ]
It should have come with instructions!
[ It did. ]
And even if it had done, I can't be arsed to actually read them! Turn on, turn ON!
[ And he's pushing buttons, seemingly at random. The
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[ He also doesn't know how to begin commenting on this. ]
It's nice to meet you, señorita!
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[ and is ALL SMILES at being called "señorita"! ]
Hel-lo~! What's your name?
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My name is Spain but feel free to call me Antonio.
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HOW ROMANTIC!!!
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That's pretty accurate, haha! Romantic and passionate.
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Where can we meet?
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Where? Already?
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Er...
Oh, I see.
[ Presses his hands to his heart ]
You like to take things slowly... let passion unfold like the petals of a rose... slowly, beautifully...
until it BURSTS FORTH AND BLOOOOOOOOMS!!!
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So you should come here and PLUCK ME!
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...well, you see, señorita. I'm much more skilled at plucking tomatoes, not roses!
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Oh! I can be a tomato, too. Red, round and RIPE!
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I guess that would kind of make you a tomato, wouldn't it?
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