September 18, 2009 - Saturday
[Look to your left--now back at the sun. Do you see your seatmate? They could have been kidnapped without anyone knowing. :c It wouldn't hurt to check on your neighbors once in a while, yes?
If they're still there, maybe you'd like to invite them to visit you at your job. Did you guys know that at least a fourth of you are now employed? Or maybe you're employed but no one knows where you work. We can help you with that! Would anyone like a log? It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to mingle and make regulars out of your customers!]
[Today's temperatures are 97/73F (36/23C), with occasional gusts of wind to make exploring the city more pleasant--but take care you don't run into those scary kidnappers--
--Or the panty thief. There is a panty thief on the loose! D8 Ladies, don't leave your undies out where they can sparkle temptingly in the sunlight!]
If they're still there, maybe you'd like to invite them to visit you at your job. Did you guys know that at least a fourth of you are now employed? Or maybe you're employed but no one knows where you work. We can help you with that! Would anyone like a log? It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to mingle and make regulars out of your customers!]
[Today's temperatures are 97/73F (36/23C), with occasional gusts of wind to make exploring the city more pleasant--but take care you don't run into those scary kidnappers--
--Or the panty thief. There is a panty thief on the loose! D8 Ladies, don't leave your undies out where they can sparkle temptingly in the sunlight!]