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[At first the screen is black. After some muffled cursing, the screen flicks on and you can see probably one of the strangest things you've ever had the pleasure of laying your eyes on. On the screen is a dark elf wearing a very large purple hat with an even larger feather in the side, stuck into the black band on the side. He's wearing an eye patch over his left eye, and his right eye is red. His ears, which you can barely notice under that hat, are long and pointed elf ears, and chock-full of piercings, including one at the tip of each ear.
He lifts a hand - fingers covered with rings and the wrist with bracelets, but not overly so - and tips the brim of his hat to the camera. What you can see of his clothing is pretty ornate - he wears a white silk shirt and black leather vest with ornate decorations, such as gold embroidery and fancy gold buttons.]
Well met, friends and citizens of this fair and humble town! My name is Jarlaxle. I have only just arrived here recently, and do not know anybody or the city well at all. Does anyone have any advice for a weary traveler, such as where to find the best wine and women in the city, or things to do or not to do while I am stuck here?
He lifts a hand - fingers covered with rings and the wrist with bracelets, but not overly so - and tips the brim of his hat to the camera. What you can see of his clothing is pretty ornate - he wears a white silk shirt and black leather vest with ornate decorations, such as gold embroidery and fancy gold buttons.]
Well met, friends and citizens of this fair and humble town! My name is Jarlaxle. I have only just arrived here recently, and do not know anybody or the city well at all. Does anyone have any advice for a weary traveler, such as where to find the best wine and women in the city, or things to do or not to do while I am stuck here?