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Cinco~

Aug 27, 2010 21:40

[ The video feed turns on and Spain is standing at the counter wearing a lovely pink apron. There is a stack of tomatoes in front of him and a cutting board. ]

Has anyone thought of this before? Being a weapon is excellent!

[ He partially transforms his hand into an axe and smiles largely as he cuts a tomato in half. ]I'm the sharpest in the ( Read more... )

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[video] middayitaly August 28 2010, 01:49:05 UTC

[... actually looks a bit impressed. by the usage, not the stupid heart tomato.]

Can you peel or dice things like that?

[video] eltercio August 28 2010, 01:55:09 UTC

[ Holds the tomato up to the camera closer because CLEARLY Romano is not seeing it well enough. ]

I haven't tried peeling yet. Axes don't peel.

[video] middayitaly August 28 2010, 02:05:19 UTC

[STILL NOT IMPRESSED.]

You sure you can't... I dunno, make a tiny axe on your finger or something? That could work.

[video] eltercio August 28 2010, 02:10:45 UTC

[ Well, I was GOING to give it to you, but maybe I'll save it for someone who would appreciate it. ]

Ah...

[ Holds his finger up next to his face and frowns at it. ]

Maybe I could?

Re: [video] middayitaly August 28 2010, 02:19:23 UTC

[WAIT COME BACK I WANT A FREE TOMATO DAMMITTT]

Couldn't hurt to try, right?

[Way to jinx him, Romano.]

Well, what you got right now will be handy for things like melons and grapefruits, I guess.

[video] eltercio August 28 2010, 02:23:59 UTC

[ Too late. I already gave it to Germany. ]

I am trying! This isn't as easy as it looks!

Would you like a melon or a grapefruit, Romano? I could cut you one~

[video] middayitaly August 28 2010, 02:34:55 UTC

[... you bitch.]

Oh, fine. [huff] I'll have some melon. Got any prosciutto to go with that?

[video] eltercio August 28 2010, 02:38:23 UTC

[ I'm just kidding, Romano, you know it. ]

I have melon but no prosciutto. If you make some, I'll cut it for you.

[ Smiles because he's found his calling. ]

[video] middayitaly August 28 2010, 02:43:14 UTC

What, you think I just got some pig running around that I can cut up? I can't just make some here, dumbass!

[video] 1/2 eltercio August 28 2010, 02:49:07 UTC

Well, I wasn't thinking you had a pig but--

[ Pauses and gives a light sigh. ]

[video] eltercio August 28 2010, 02:49:47 UTC

All right. Melon it is, Romano!

[video] middayitaly August 28 2010, 02:55:06 UTC

[SIGH. It won't be the same without prosciutto! Maybe he can find some at the grocery store...]

Alright. You sure you won't chop off a hand using that to cut it?

[video] eltercio August 28 2010, 02:58:21 UTC

[ That's right you will, Romano. Be a good little subordinate. ]

This is my hand, Romano. I can't cut it off.

[video] middayitaly August 28 2010, 02:59:42 UTC

[ROLLING HIS EYES.]

I meant your other hand.

[video] eltercio August 28 2010, 03:04:20 UTC

I've been cutting tomatoes long enough to know how to--

[ Pauses for a moment. ]

Oh, I see! I appreciate your concern!

[video] middayitaly August 28 2010, 03:14:02 UTC

... anyone would be concerned 'bout you, moron. [huff ////]

(ooc; OH AND I FORGOT. There's this, if you feel like hitting it up o9)

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