7th Circle [Video]

[furnace_head]

[You will notice two things, right away. One? Hades looks. Creepier. If possible. Like his toga is shifting about slightly, sort of like the smoke in a candle. Second? His hair is back. This means his head is BURNING, but he seems quite comfortable about it. Neither of that compares to the terrifyingness that is the fact Hades looks down right

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[lovelyscientist]

[Cue slightly panicked face] You're on fire! Is... is that safe!?

[furnace_head]

[Laughing.]

Nothing safer

[and to be a dick, the fire FLARES as he speaks, spreading to his clothes and his shoulders,]

Sweetcheeks.

[lovelyscientist]

[Have a little shriek as she drops her communicator in surprise. It takes her a moment to pick it back up, juuuust shaking a little.]

I-if you're certain... I...

... ... ...Did you just call me sweetcheeks?

[furnace_head]

Well, you don't exactly look like a Sweetie to me.

[lovelyscientist]

I'll have you know Sir I'm a full grown woman and I do have a name. It's Lucrecia.

Are you always like this?

[furnace_head]

If you're a full grown woman it just means you're closer to dying and becoming a file on some poor sod's desk. Congrats on the name, hope it works out for you, though.

[lovelyscientist]

... ... ... ...That's not the case. ...Unfortunately.

Why fire for hair? If... I might ask.

[furnace_head]

...trust me, Sweetcheeks, you'll kick the bucket before you know it.

[Runs a hand over his hair, smirking, all pointy teeth visible.]

Well, Locks and Brimstone doesn't have the same punch.