August 27 Afternoon [Video]

Aug 02, 2010 12:31

NUMBER ONE: [Holds up one finger!]

The witchhunt that happened lately is really disturbing! It's expected that some of the guests are witches back in their world, but that doesn't make them the same as the witches in this world at all! In the first place, they don't come here with their own magic and are instead changed to weapon or meister. Second, all the guests coming in through the kishin chamber go through a screening process via our local soul perception experts. These people can recognize a witch's soul when they see one, and none of the people who are coming in have it. Although you guys have really weirdly shaped souls...

Besides, why would the BREW drag witches here? It's one thing to bring someone who can potentially be an eventual kishin egg, but witches here are practically another race entirely! You don't turn into a witch here! So! [nag nag nag nag]

But if you want to figure out how a witch looks like, the distinctions are fairly simple: They are all women with various animal traits depending on their familiars, they are destructive by nature -- though not all are, and not all are evil, really, we don't have a quarrel against the neutral ones -- and they have distinct souls.

Oh yeah, they have magic and can summon creatures to eat your face if you're not careful.

As for the kid, I'm taking care of her punishment myself, so don't think this will go unaddressed! But I won't... beat her up or anything. Just try to make her understand. Yanno. Daddy things. [gulp]

NUMBER TWO: [holds up the other index finger, so it is symmetrical and Kid can stop getting on his case about it]

We're releasing a bunch of things soon! Including but not limited to: [Okey, he might need his toes for this... More fingers go up as he talks, but they are symmetrical!]

Missions, new residences for you guys, and we're talking to the local traffic authorities right now to let you have motorbikes. No cars! Death City is kind of a really big cake, so cars will be hard to navigate here.

NUMBER THREE: [hah! he ends up with eight fingers, four each. Don't ask.]

Training happens every morning at the training grounds near the park -- you can't miss it -- where you guys can be taught basic defense, weapon transformation, resonation, and other things. [A lot of which are handwave, but Germany will be putting up one on next day change.]

That's all! [Guess who's still running on coffee.]

[wait wait wait Death the Kid will kill him.]

Oh wait, yeah...

NUMBER FOUR: [he goes back to two fingers each. Really, don't ask.]

Food shortage is still on going, but we're going to get supplies the day after tomorrow, so hang on, all right!

That's really all! [totters off to work]

[Private to Clovis!]

Hey! I just... uuh, heard about your encounter with Stein. And, well. Shibusen would like to compensate you for your trouble.

c: merlin, c: roy mustang, c: clovis la britannia, c: colette brunel, c: raenef, spirit albarn, c: celty sturluson, c: lovino vargas (south italy), c: death the kid, c: lain iwakura, c: azusa yumi, c: kozato enma, c: yao wong (china), c: antonio fernandez carriedo (spain), c: gokudera hayato, c: pepper potts

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