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[Audio, public]
VOOOII, anyone got any idea when food supplies are coming in?
[Video, filtered to the Varia, minus Kasai and Xanxus]
[See icon for expression. Also, due to Lussuria-side-effects, Squalo's wearing his hair in a braid today. You can probably tell he's not terribly happy about it.]
... just who the fuck said I was going to feed you lot? Fuck you, you're all old enough to fry a fucking egg.
[Pinches the bridge of his nose. YOU'RE ALL GONNA HAVE HIS HAIR FALLING OFF DUE STRESS, YOU BASTARDS.]
To the point of this post, there is a new addition to the ranks, considering the circumstances. Xanxus wants you all to know his weapon is officially to be considered one of us.
[Pause, so you can all admire his beautiful sneer.]
So as much as it pains me, no, we can't kill the man. No, Bel, you can't play with him, no matter what. But since introductions are necessary, I'll be dragging you lot off to neutral ground so you can meet him. Let me stress this again, Boss wants him alive, well and functioning.
[Pause, and an evil grin.]
Other than that, I fully expect you to do your worst.
[He almost moves to cut the feed, but then he remembers something else.]
Oh, and Lussuria. Fourteen fucking showers, you asshole. It took fourteen fucking showers to get the goddamn glitter off. You're dead to me.
[Video, filtered to Oruha]
[He coughs, takes a deep breath and almost instantly turns into a far more pleasant person. Starting by the customary flirty smirk.]
I do believe I owe you both, a dinner and some flowers.
[Audio, filtered to Yamamoto]
I will... keep our chat in mind. In the future.
[Snort]
Partner.
VOOOII, anyone got any idea when food supplies are coming in?
[Video, filtered to the Varia, minus Kasai and Xanxus]
[See icon for expression. Also, due to Lussuria-side-effects, Squalo's wearing his hair in a braid today. You can probably tell he's not terribly happy about it.]
... just who the fuck said I was going to feed you lot? Fuck you, you're all old enough to fry a fucking egg.
[Pinches the bridge of his nose. YOU'RE ALL GONNA HAVE HIS HAIR FALLING OFF DUE STRESS, YOU BASTARDS.]
To the point of this post, there is a new addition to the ranks, considering the circumstances. Xanxus wants you all to know his weapon is officially to be considered one of us.
[Pause, so you can all admire his beautiful sneer.]
So as much as it pains me, no, we can't kill the man. No, Bel, you can't play with him, no matter what. But since introductions are necessary, I'll be dragging you lot off to neutral ground so you can meet him. Let me stress this again, Boss wants him alive, well and functioning.
[Pause, and an evil grin.]
Other than that, I fully expect you to do your worst.
[He almost moves to cut the feed, but then he remembers something else.]
Oh, and Lussuria. Fourteen fucking showers, you asshole. It took fourteen fucking showers to get the goddamn glitter off. You're dead to me.
[Video, filtered to Oruha]
[He coughs, takes a deep breath and almost instantly turns into a far more pleasant person. Starting by the customary flirty smirk.]
I do believe I owe you both, a dinner and some flowers.
[Audio, filtered to Yamamoto]
I will... keep our chat in mind. In the future.
[Snort]
Partner.