[ Voice ]

[untilitburns]

[ The communicator switches on and there's a moment's pause to clear his throat before- ]

Ahaha... would anyone know where to get new sheets in the dorm? Mine appear to be on fire.

[ The soft crackling noise in the background suggests that, yes, they are still very much on fire, despite Spitfire's best efforts to douse it. It's a very persistent fire. ]