First Nail [Voice!]

[lookslikeanail]

Aha! It looks like this is some kind of... cellular tv communicator... thingy. I wonder what the buttons do...? Does this one order pizza?

Fine citizens of Shibusen! Fear not, for the strongest vigilante of Kagutsuchi, Bang Shishigami, has arrived! ...That would be me.

I’m not sure how I feel about being brought here on such short notice, but I

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i forsee great friendship. greatttttt friendship.

[ninetailedderp]

H- HEY! NO WAY NO WAY'TTEBAYO! YOU'RE A NINJA TOO?!

I forsee people needing hearing aids in ten years.

[lookslikeanail]

Aha! A fellow ninja? Then truly you are an honorable young man! It brightens my heart to know I have a kindred spirit in this strange city.

If you don't mind me asking, where might you be from?

ffff ten years? try tomorrow.

[ninetailedderp]

Uzumaki Naruto! First class ninja of Konoha and number one candidate to be Hokage'ttebayo!

Who're you huh?

Or already. ...Only ear plugs might be more useful.

[lookslikeanail]

I am Bang Shishigami of the Ikuraga-clan of Ninja, and the strongest Vigilante in Kagutsuchi!

I have to admit, I'm not familiar with your clan, or this Hokage but I'm sure it's very impressive.

you don't think they can get sued for this do you?

[ninetailedderp]

Baaaang huh? That settles it!

You're gonna be my sensei!

Maybe, but how to do you supeonia a ninja?

[lookslikeanail]

W-What?!

A-A Disciple already?! It must be fate!!

I will be honored to take you as my student!

We can begin immediately!!

um, good question. one can only assume that pirates might somehow be involved?

[ninetailedderp]

Alright! That's more like it!

[ninetailedderp]

H-hey-

You don't go peep on girls, do you?

All else fails there's Shinigami.

[lookslikeanail]

P-Peep on girls?! What kind of lecherous act is that?!

I would never even conceive of such an uncouth thing!

[ninetailedderp]

Yeah Yeah!

About time I got a real sensei'ttebayo! No more stupid missions and pervert teachers!