1st Log of Fabulousness ; Text

[ilsoremama]

You know, for what I'm sure is an illusion... I really like it here~! Sure it's hot and smelly so far, but mmm~ That blue hunk was quite a fest for these eyes! I'd eat that man up!

It might be a long shot, but I don't suppose anyone I know is here? For those I don't know in this cute little fantasy, i'm Lussuria! Momma Lussuria or Lussuria-nee-

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[Kufufufufu~]

[requiem_no_ame]

Right.

[Squalo will never be too tired/dead/dying to not be a jerk, though. You'd worry if he were, Luss. Squalo rolled his eyes at the question, patting his pockets for his now almost empty cigarette pack and his lighter. He sat down at the edge of the bed, instinctively folding one leg up and resting his elbow on it and took a grateful drag of nicotine. Too bad if Lussuria didn't approve.]

Lets see... a fifteen year old kid handed me my ass back in a platter before I turned into a chewtoy for a godawful pun. Then the Rubik's cube of doom kidnapped me and dumped me in the middle of a fucking desert and a war. Then Xanxus happened, ten years older than I knew him, too, which I suppose it's right about your time too? Anyway, then myself happened. Then Xanxus happened, again. Then Yamamoto happened. Then giant, face-melting tentacled death happened. Then Xanxus again. Then Bel happened. Then that carnival of horrors untold. Then mission yesterday, and apparently frogs. And here we are.

[A long, long drag of very needed nicotine.]

Oh, yeah.

[Squalo blows a circle of smoke above his head.]

And I went insane yesterday. Real nice, loud snap, visions of Tyr and the whole shebang. And I haven't slept since before that goddamn mission, Bel is most likely still monopolizing my apartment and Boss is gonna break my neck for avoiding him all day, too.

[He arched an eyebrow.]

You know. nothing much.

[ T-treat me gently >///> ]

[ilsoremama]

...

[ Just. Straight face. Walking over. And patting him on the shoulder with a sigh. ]

No matter what world, you seem to be fate's bitch Squ-dear.

[ pat pat SNAGS THAT CANCER STICK AND CRUSHES IT. Also backing away as fast as he can, to get out of the strike range of Squalo's damned long limbs. Nicotine causes wrinkles. You don't want him or you to have wrinkles right? Besides, he let you have some of it, that should be good enough. ]

I'll report to boss for you if you want. He'll be fine just knowing you're alive.

[ Waves off that problem, now how many more to go again? ]

Hmm~, you could sleep here if you wanted. Belphegor will get bored and move onto a new playmate eventually. I'll probably be out and about Death City getting aquainted, so you don't have to worry about little old me taking advantage of you~

[ Smirks and blows a kiss at the silverhaired man. ]

[Oh, baby, don't I always?]

[requiem_no_ame]

[Squalo spluttered and glared as Lussuria took the cancer stick away from him. He was starting to remember why he'd quit smoking in the first place. Squalo tilted his head to the side and squinted a bit suspiciously at the generosity.]

...you're being nice to me. Why are you being nice to me?

[ Oh yes you do~~ ]

[ilsoremama]

[ He hums and holds up 3 fingers on one hand. ]

One, I feel bad for you. You're just so patheeetic~

[ one finger goes down. ]

Two, I need someone to watch this place anyway while I'm out. I don't trust anyone but Varia and Vongola. Besides, you'd make a cute little guard dog! Like an oversized chihuahua!

[ Another finger goes down. It might just so happen to be the one on the end, leaving his middle finger up innocently~ ]

Three, I told Boss I'd look after you, so I will.

[ All fingers down, yay! ]

[C'mere and let me take care of you~]

[requiem_no_ame]

[Squalo snarled half heartedly at the jabs. Any other moment, he'd probably be picking a fight, but he wasn't in the best shape mentally, to play games with Lussuria. He stood up slowly.]

I'm this close,

[he signaled with his fingers, showing just how close,]

To actually hugging you.

[But there were worst things in the world - and Squalo knew first hand - than being in the receiving end of Lussuria's good mood.]

So I'm going to sleep now, and when I wake up, we'll pretend I called you a fag and tried to kick your ass, just like usual. 'kay?

[ *Swoons into your arms!* ] w-why is this so amazing ihu

[ilsoremama]

Hug-!

[ asdfghjk Brb his brain will malfunction a bit on that idea. H-he wants a hug! He wants a hug!;A; ]

Okay Squalo. You..do that.

[ D-d'aaaaw why do you have your adorable moments Squalo? Luss will sigh in amusement and chuckle. Sometimes you make it easy to think of you as a human being Squalo.

He can pester you for a hug when you wake up~ ]

I'll go out and explore when you're asleep then~, sweet dreams Squalo.

[ T-to make sure you sleep. Not because he has warm fuzzies at all. ]

[**twirls forever**] Because it is.

[requiem_no_ame]

[Squalo stretched until his back cracked loudly into place, then turned around to crawl into bed.]

Boss and Bel are in the eighth floor, rooms A and J. Actually, Bel's supposed to be K, but you know how he is.

[You know who Bel's mama is, for better or for worse. A bit of a yawn and he's totally not snuggling into the bed, okay? Shut up.]

Yamamoto's on the 6th C, Sawada's 12th M and ask Bel where the bomb kid is, he's his partner.

[Squirming under the covers now. Mmm, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.]

If anyone asks, you haven't seen me.

[And now he's hiding under the covers. In an hour or two, maybe, he'll be able to actually sleep.]