[BUSINESS AS USUAL. you bitches can never keep him down. :T FILTERED TO ALL THE VONGOLA / VARIA AS INDICATED, EXCLUDING THE MARSHMALLOW TRASH. UNHACKABLE.]
[VOICE; FILTER: kasai]
We'll resume training as soon as I feel less than kind than I already am.
[pause]
You're a shitty actor, by the way. I suggest you don't do that again, no matter how tempting it was. That could easily have been you; and I'd hate to be inconvenienced by having a dead arsonist in my hands.
[VOICE; FILTER: varia. discounting kasai.]
Squalo. What the shit did you get me?
[momentarily flashes to video; you don't see him, but you do get to see the stuffed liger. switches back to voice.]
And what am I to do with this?
[sighs.]
Anyway. Squalo, I need you to keep an eye on Byakuran while I train a certain arsonist to sit down and play dead, among other things. Bel, focus on finding a weapon and not annoying the fuck out of me. That's what your mother is for. [he means squalo.]
Any other additional recruits that you two are going to do in the name of Varia, run it by me first. I already have one problematic trash in my hands; having two bastards who act like Kasai is going to kill me. [you know he means it.]
[VOICE; FILTER: VONGOLA. this includes varia + kasai.]
[srs xanxus is srs]
Byakuran is here. Again. That fucking BREW is an idiot and needs to be fixed. We have two of Vongola's mechanics here, I don't see or hear any of you working on investigating this thing. [sighhh] Sawada, your call. If you intend to die, at least have the decency to let me snap your neck first before he gets to you. If you have no knowledge of who that fucking trash is, have one of your loyal dogs brief you about him.
[pause]
In case he makes a move, the Varia will take care of itself, provided the Vongola can stand on its own. [take that as you will, vongola trash. :T ] I'd like to say that I'm not anticipating a [sneer] brawl in this place against some Millefiore trash, but at the same time, I'll stress the importance of snatching a Weapon and training anyway for some of us who have been lazy as fuck. Bel, have another command: use all means necessary. If you have to kidnap them like you did with Fran, remember that I don't want my name being dragged around after. We're not in Italia.
[another pause, then -- ]
To the rest of the Vongola: there's been an addition to this filter. That was intentional. His name is Kasai, he is not fodder. [well, not for any of you anyway. >8( ]
That is all.