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Jun 08, 2010 23:01

[hey Death City did you miss this handsome face on the network, of course you did. Cuba seems to be in very good spirits today, grinning broadly at the camera as soon as it clicks on]

Haha, it's finally here! Today's the birthday of a very important boss 'a mine, onea the best I've ever had ( Read more... )

c: ludwig (germany), c: sakura kinomoto, c: superbi squalo, c: alfred f. jones (america), c: heather mason, c: yao wong (china), c: matthew williams (canada), c: raidou kuzunoha, c: yoko ritona, alejandro perez (cuba)

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[action] 50starhero June 9 2010, 04:08:08 UTC

[Oh look! There is a card being slipped under your apartment door, Cuba!]

[action] littlestcommie June 9 2010, 14:32:58 UTC

[what the fuck is this, a soap opera? picks it up and unceremoniously rips it open]

[action] 50starhero June 9 2010, 20:08:26 UTC

( ... )

[action] 1/2 littlestcommie June 9 2010, 20:12:25 UTC

[...]

[action] littlestcommie June 9 2010, 20:13:14 UTC

[AND THEN THE DOOR FLIES OPEN AND YOUR STUPID CARD AND THE NEAREST CHAIR ARE FLYING AT YOU]

Not fuckin' funny, you bastard!

[action] 50starhero June 9 2010, 20:18:04 UTC

[Eh?! DUCKS, turns around, and eyes angry!Cuba]

What are you talking about?! This is how you talk to someone who swallowed their pride and did you a nice gesture?!

[action] littlestcommie June 9 2010, 20:23:29 UTC

Nice gesture my ass! Did you just close your eyes and grab the first card in the birthday section? This was even more thoughtless than those explodin' cigars you tried to off him with!

[fumbling around for something else to throw. if there's nothing good he's coming out there]

[action] 50starhero June 9 2010, 20:33:29 UTC

...........................[oh you still remember that, huh? eh he he...] -HEY! THAT WAS REALLY FRIGGEN FUNNY! IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A STICK UP YOUR ASS YOU'D SEE THAT!

AND KIM JONG IL LIKES ELVIS, AND STALIN LIKED CHARLIE CHAPLIN. THERE'S A PRETTY POSITIVE PATTERN HERE THAT SAYS CASTRO WOULD LIKE ZAC EFRON!

[bring it, BRING IT, TUBBY. ]

[action] littlestcommie June 9 2010, 20:38:59 UTC

Stick up my ass? I'LL SHOVE A FUCKIN' STICK UP YOUR ASS, SHITHEAD!

[CONSIDER IT BROUGHT lunging at you because no one insults Castro by insinuating he likes that kind of trash]

[action] 50starhero June 9 2010, 20:48:51 UTC

[lkjsdfk HOW DARE YOU?! Efron is a sexy, teenage GOD. You WISH you had moves like he does! GOES FOR A HEADBUTT]

[action] littlestcommie June 9 2010, 20:50:51 UTC

[actually I wish he'd die in an awful fiery car crash. we show High School Musical as Exhibit A as to why we should never ever ever embrace capitalism again back home.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR ROCK-HARD SKULL. TURNING THIS AROUND TO TRY AND GET A CHOKEHOLD ON YOUR FAT NECK]

[action] 50starhero June 9 2010, 21:36:40 UTC

[ERK-! TRIES TO FIGHT CHOKEHOLD WITH ONE HAND WHILE PULLING ON CUBA'S HAIR WITH THE OTHER.]

Y- YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE-- [CHOKES. cough. cough!] -BETTER DANCERS!

[action] littlestcommie June 9 2010, 21:47:59 UTC

[GET YOUR GREASY MITTS OFF MY HAIR shaking America's head back and forth to try and discourage all this scuffling pass out already pass out]

Better dancers? Prancin' around like you just sucked a tank've helium ain't dancin'! Americans dance like shit!

[action] 50starhero June 10 2010, 02:43:21 UTC

[Huff huff- GASP! Lets go of Cuba's hair, but manages to bend his neck down juuuust enough to reach out his tongue and lick one of Cuba's strangling hands. EW EW LOOK YOU HAVE AMERICA SPIT ON YOU NOW. HA.]

My dancers are--! Better than... YOURS! [GASP]

I CHALLENGE YOU!!!

[action] littlestcommie June 10 2010, 02:46:37 UTC

[OH MY GOD AND I'M NOT UP TO DATE ON MY SHOTS like the four-year-old he is, Cuba drops his strangehold like a hot potato and furiously rub his hand on his pants leg.

but that sentence probably would've gotten him to let go anyway, out of sheer wtf.] ...to what?

[action] 50starhero June 10 2010, 02:56:11 UTC

[BREATHS and takes a second to regain his own balance. Huff!]

TO A DANCE OFF!

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