Jun 08, 2010 19:06
[the camera feed turns on zoomed into PRUSSIA'S BEAUTIFUL FACE with a shaymin on his head. He's extremely peppy today!]
Oi, oi. This week has been one thing after another! For one, I found little Blümchen and have it under my care for the time being! As you can see, it is content on resting on my wonderfully shaped head! [Zoom in to the creature for a moment, staring at the communicatior and sniffing it.] For another, I've finally managed to make it from 2 pushups to 215 pushups in fifteen minutes. It's a bit slow, but I'm getting there! YOU HEAR THAT CITIZEN?! I'M GONNA WIN THIS BET, KESESE. Another thing!
[There's a bit of a gentle but energetic smile here]
Fritz! Ol' Fritz! He's really here! He's really here...I saw him last night so it wasn't just a really cruel dream. It's been so long since I last saw him, ya know. Old man's just like me, I guess! He just can't ever stay down. I'll have to introduce him to West! And my beloved citizens! And that angry girl with the wrench! And my partner...
[The camera moves a few angles over. Now you can see Prussia with his metal arm lying across England's shoulders, grinning.]
I also punched a guy! Right?
[England is quiet, allowing Prussia's heavy arm to drape across his shoulders. For now] I told you. I don't remember.
Well, I do! He went flying, let me tell you. Damn bastard deserved it anyway, kesese!
.......... [nothing but silence from England. Yeah, he feels like a failure again. Though, for the record, he hasn't minded his stay at the clinic. Being close to his partner as well as Watson is helpful]
I bet I knocked out a couple of teeth...I'd have kept them as a souvenir...oi, oi. [Pokes him in the cheek] You feeling better at all?
[piku! he clears his throat and sits up straight, remembering that they are on camera] O-oh. Yes, I am. [from Prussia, to the camera] Thanks to everyone who helped with the patrolling. You all probably know that Crane has been arrested. Your help is very much appreciated. [a small, strained smile]
[pulls on his cheek a bit, grinning] Yeah, you guys are awesome! You guys stopped that criminal!
[ow ow ow ow what are you doing. he grabs Prussia's cheek and pulls, too] Y-yes. Certainly. All thanks to your help.
[Owowowow, drops the camera as he tries to grab the other cheek of England] Yeah, thanks a lot, hnngh...ow, damnit, that h...ow ow ow...KESESE....
[they are no longer in view anymore, but you can still hear them struggling, trying to outdo the other] H-Hahahaha! Let go!
NEEEEVER. I WIN EVERYTHING! HNGRAH!
[the fighting continues on for a while...]
c: rock lee,
c: ludwig (germany),
c: kuroro lucifer,
c: roy mustang,
c: toris lorinaitis (lithuania),
c: kurapika,
arthur kirkland (england),
c: frederick ii,
c: hong kong,
c: naoto shirogane,
c: shaymin,
c: suzaku kururugi,
c: john watson,
c: naminé,
c: alfred f. jones (america),
c: kiku honda (japan),
gilbert weillschmidt (prussia)