zero five [voice/video]

[awesomeboots]

[Initially the feed is just audio and seems to have been turned on by accident as the first thing you hear is a loud and repeated bang and a loud yelp as the banging stops. Then:] OW.

[A pause.]

Oh, hey, it... actually worked! ...Now what...?

[Then there's the sound of something whacking itself against the comm until finally it switches over to

Comments

[12ammeattrain]

Think about steak!

[awesomeboots]

...Why would that help?

[12ammeattrain]

Er, you're supposed to focus on eating it, and that'll help you remember how to be human again.

It always works for me anyway.

[awesomeboots]

I guess I can try?

[12ammeattrain]

That's the spirit!

[awesomeboots]

...It's not working.

[12ammeattrain]

Focus on how juicy and delicious it is!

[awesomeboots]

Ahh, that's a bit... I'm not all that fond of steak.

[12ammeattrain]

Oh.

... Do you like pudding?

[awesomeboots]

It's alright, I suppose.

[12ammeattrain]

Maaaybe you should try to come up with something you like first, and then focus on that.

[awesomeboots]

A list of things I like?

[12ammeattrain]

Something you like to eat!

[awesomeboots]

Why does it have to be food related?

[12ammeattrain]

I'm not sure. But everyone has something they like to eat, right?

[awesomeboots]

I guess that's true...