REMEDIAL CLASS

[daddyscythe]

[This is Spirit. This is Spirit in one of their biggest classrooms. This is Spirit with coffee. This is also Spirit mildly nervous but very excited.]

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LESSON

[daddyscythe]

"A sound soul resides within a sound mind and a sound body," he says. "The saying is pretty straight-forward, but to explain: the soundness of you soul depends on the soundness of your mind and your body. Compromising the balance of either your mind or your body threatens also the balance of your soul."

Any questions?

[cursedwithagift]

Are you back from your trip now? You can take my water up now.

[daddyscythe]

[Scream!]

After this class and some more work, all right!

[cursedwithagift]

[HE IS EVERYWHERE]

You're not doing any work. Just bring it up.

[daddyscythe]

[SCREAAAAAM]

I'm teaching a class! Sit down, you are disrupting!

[cursedwithagift]

You're not teaching, you're just sitting up here and talking. No one will care if you step out for a few minutes.

[daddyscythe]

I'm teaching! I'm talking about souls! [shriek!]

[cursedwithagift]

The board is teaching more than you. No one will notice if you leave.

[daddyscythe]

I'm trying to explain it and you are disrupting! Stop being so odd!

[cursedwithagift]

It's self-explanatory. It'll just take a few minutes, it's not like you have anything better to do.

[daddyscythe]

I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO DOOOO! [shriek!!]

[cursedwithagift]

Like what? I'm sure you could put them off.

[daddyscythe]

[screech!] LIKE TEACHING THESE PEOPLE! It's more important than your stupid water! If you don't stop harassing me right now, I will send you out of this classroom on your ass!

[cursedwithagift]

Would you send the water out, too?

[daddyscythe]

[This is Spirit defeated and depressed. He points out the door.] Go. Now. I'll go deliver it after this class.

[cursedwithagift]

I'll wait here, if you don't mind. Just to be sure. [takes a seat front and center]