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[corpseless]

[The device clicks on to reveal a pale boy with dark hair staring at the device with a rather flat expression. He had taken time to figure out how to use it before attempting any post.]

As difficult as this situation seems for the people here, I must refuse your request. There is a place I have to be, and I must insist that you find some way to

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[kuce]

... As... wait. As what?

[corpseless]

....I am furniture to the Ushiromiya family, specifically of Kinzo Ushiromiya. Thus there is no reason for me to be here.

[kuce]

Oh my God, you did just s-- okay, like, furniture? You totes don't look like a chair.

[corpseless]

.......excuse me?

[kuce]

Furniture. You did say furniture, right?

[corpseless]

Yes. I am a servant to the Ushiromiya family. I am not human, and thus I am furniture.... Not a chair.

[kuce]

Dogs aren't human, but people don't call them tables.

What, do they just, like, sit on you all day?

[corpseless]

Dogs are dogs, even I am not considered that lowly.

No. If that was ordered however, I would have to comply. However, I am not so useless of furniture to be used as such.

[kuce]

Is there some history behind this, or what?

[corpseless]

It's simply a term for what I am. It really isn't that difficult to understand.

[kuce]

You do acknowledge those other meanings to it, at least?

[corpseless]

Seeing as I am obviously speaking to you and am not any of those other meanings, they are pointless to even consider.

[kuce]

Who picked the term? It's totally the worst choice ever, since... -- Well, you know, by now.

[corpseless]

I can assure you it was not me.

[kuce]

Who... Are you, anyway?