episode 011 [video ; January 15th, afternoon]
[Here, have a green alien frog sitting all business-like in what looks like some kind of shop.
Keroro figured that his last ad was probably completely overshadowed by what happened afterwards, seeing as there wasn't really an increase in customers or anything...BUT! Failure is not an option, not even if this was originally just a front for him to import Gundams for himself.
He clears his throat, before steepling his fingers and resting his elbows on the counter.]
Ahem. I realize it's been a few days, but I want to extend my welcome to all of the newcomers to Death City. [Even though not one of you is Char Aznable. He knows. He checked.]
I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Sergeant Keroro, and I am the new owner of Metokkori, now Metokkori R. It's located on the third floor of the building situated between the cinema and the pet store. I think it's just me and Eve-dono working there currently, but we sell lots of Japanese goods like food and Gunpla, so please come and take a look, de arimasu. If there is something you want that we don't have, I can even order it for you, de arimasu. For a fee, of course. But everything is up for negotiation, de arimasu. [Not really. But he'll make it sound like it's for negotiation, when really you'll probably end up paying more. And he'll even tell you it's a bargain.]
Ah, and if there are any workers that used to work for Honda-dono, please report in to me as well, de arimasu. [Because he's not signing off paychecks for people he hasn't met.]
New workers are welcome too, of course~!
[Watch Filter;]
Eve-dono? Can you come over for a second, de arimasu? [He beckons to someone off camera.
There is the sound of something being set down, then foot steps followed by a young girl walking into view. She looks at the communicator briefly, before looking back at Keroro.]
We need to introduce ourselves to the other members of the Watch, de arimasu. [He gives her a little wave of his hand, as if to say, go on, I’ll be right here. Supporting you. Probably.
Actually, this is because he’s kind of embarrassed so he’s sending her off to do introductions first to break the ice.
You picked the wrong person to break the ice.]
I’m Eve.
[Are you serious. He just shakes his head. Seems like it’s up to him then.]
Nice to meet all of you! I am Eve-dono’s partner, Keroro. I have no idea who any of you are, but I hope you’ll take care of us and that we can get along well, de arimasu!
[Perfectly serious. Ah...but aren’t they supposed to say what area they’re in? When she worked as a Sweeper they had to say who they were when they were catching criminals....
She prods Keroro a bit.
Is that prodding supposed to mean something....? Oh, right. He might have forgotten to say something.]
I won’t give discounts to you at the shop even if we do all work in the Watch, de arimasu!
[:|]
We’ve been assigned to Shift Two in the Inner City Residential District.
[Oh. OH. So that was what she wanted him to say. Oops. Oh well. The other thing had to be said too, so...no harm done! Keroro gives the communicator a well-practiced military salute, and shuts off the feed.]
Keroro figured that his last ad was probably completely overshadowed by what happened afterwards, seeing as there wasn't really an increase in customers or anything...BUT! Failure is not an option, not even if this was originally just a front for him to import Gundams for himself.
He clears his throat, before steepling his fingers and resting his elbows on the counter.]
Ahem. I realize it's been a few days, but I want to extend my welcome to all of the newcomers to Death City. [Even though not one of you is Char Aznable. He knows. He checked.]
I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Sergeant Keroro, and I am the new owner of Metokkori, now Metokkori R. It's located on the third floor of the building situated between the cinema and the pet store. I think it's just me and Eve-dono working there currently, but we sell lots of Japanese goods like food and Gunpla, so please come and take a look, de arimasu. If there is something you want that we don't have, I can even order it for you, de arimasu. For a fee, of course. But everything is up for negotiation, de arimasu. [Not really. But he'll make it sound like it's for negotiation, when really you'll probably end up paying more. And he'll even tell you it's a bargain.]
Ah, and if there are any workers that used to work for Honda-dono, please report in to me as well, de arimasu. [Because he's not signing off paychecks for people he hasn't met.]
New workers are welcome too, of course~!
[Watch Filter;]
Eve-dono? Can you come over for a second, de arimasu? [He beckons to someone off camera.
There is the sound of something being set down, then foot steps followed by a young girl walking into view. She looks at the communicator briefly, before looking back at Keroro.]
We need to introduce ourselves to the other members of the Watch, de arimasu. [He gives her a little wave of his hand, as if to say, go on, I’ll be right here. Supporting you. Probably.
Actually, this is because he’s kind of embarrassed so he’s sending her off to do introductions first to break the ice.
You picked the wrong person to break the ice.]
I’m Eve.
[Are you serious. He just shakes his head. Seems like it’s up to him then.]
Nice to meet all of you! I am Eve-dono’s partner, Keroro. I have no idea who any of you are, but I hope you’ll take care of us and that we can get along well, de arimasu!
[Perfectly serious. Ah...but aren’t they supposed to say what area they’re in? When she worked as a Sweeper they had to say who they were when they were catching criminals....
She prods Keroro a bit.
Is that prodding supposed to mean something....? Oh, right. He might have forgotten to say something.]
I won’t give discounts to you at the shop even if we do all work in the Watch, de arimasu!
[:|]
We’ve been assigned to Shift Two in the Inner City Residential District.
[Oh. OH. So that was what she wanted him to say. Oops. Oh well. The other thing had to be said too, so...no harm done! Keroro gives the communicator a well-practiced military salute, and shuts off the feed.]