[He grins into the camera.]Everyone here is pretty familiar with the entire Weapon and Meister thing and a lot of you guys here have already discovered your newfound abilities and forms
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But he has always been useless at that, always getting caught! [rant rant] And when caught, he would always tell them his military's secrets! And his soldiers were so spineless, always asking for pasta and waving white flags and getting stomach aches from gelato! I was always saving him from Britannien or Frankreich or Russland! You would think that these countries would know better than to capture him, he is such a useless hostage, always asking for more food than befits a prisoner. Did you know that I first found him in a tomato crate??
Yes! [rant rant rant] He tried to pass himself off as a tomato fairy or something of the sort! And then he sleeps every afternoon -- siesta, he calls -- but I do not understand why he must do it naked! On top of that, he finds himself in my bed every night, also naked! No sense of modesty at all! Once I was holding a meeting with Russland and he came barging in with just a shirt and no pants on! I had to give him my pants!
Err. I would be happy to help, at a later time.
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...Sure. You okay?
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...Just curious.
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[nodnod] I shall continue searching, nevertheless.
Thank you for asking.
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I'm sure he'll turn up sooner or later. He looked like a resilient guy.
Welcome!
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I hope so. In such dangerous times-- Thank you, I will continue my search.
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He can cook, right? If he's in trouble maybe he can offer to cook for his captors. [Poooor joke.]
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...Seriously?
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Yes! [rant rant rant] He tried to pass himself off as a tomato fairy or something of the sort! And then he sleeps every afternoon -- siesta, he calls -- but I do not understand why he must do it naked! On top of that, he finds himself in my bed every night, also naked! No sense of modesty at all! Once I was holding a meeting with Russland and he came barging in with just a shirt and no pants on! I had to give him my pants!
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