♏ 001 // VIDEO // Jan. 10th // Evening

[arachnida]

[The feed starts with a troll in a bright orange hood, accented with blue butterfly wings that fan out behind her -- there appears to be a strange blue stain just out of view of the camera somewhere around the chest where the symbol of Light sits, but Vriska makes a point not to show it. In fact, she had only chosen the video function because

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[heretolookhot]

Why are you talking crap? Karkat's the only one of you freaks who doesn't use his ass and his mouth interchangeably.

[1/2] I HATE HTML IN THIS NEW LAYOUT

[arachnida]

[WHO DA FUQ IS THIS? That's the first expression that appears on camera.]

[arachnida]

[And then all she gets is a nice earful of laughter.]

Oh my god, you can't be serious.

[heretolookhot]

I'm completely serious. Kid's legit.

[arachnida]

About as legit as a hoofbeast without its legs.

[...oh right, she was supposed to lay off Tavros, wasn't sure? Whatever.]

All Vantas is good at is talking for long periods of time about nothing important, usually to himself.

[heretolookhot]

And your function is...?

[arachnida]

Don't look at me! Ask him. I'm just the messenger.

[heretolookhot]

What?

[arachnida]

What, did you think I was being sarcastic? Not that'd I'd blame you. Its a hobby of his.

[heretolookhot]

What's a hobby of his? You didn't even answer the question.

[arachnida]

Talking to himself! Duh.

[heretolookhot]

Obviously I'm not there when he's talking to himself, or it wouldn't be to himself.

[arachnida]

Congratulations, you've been enlightened.

[heretolookhot]

Whatever. You don't even make sense.

[arachnida]

I don't knoooooooow! Sounds to me like you're just a little too slow to keep up.