4th transformation; video; January 4th, afternoon
[Eve is sitting on the ground, leaning back against what appears to be a giant black cat plushie. No, really, the thing looked like it would be as tall as her if they were both standing up.] I thought I’d let people know that I’m partnered with Keroro now. [That’s what she’s supposed to do, right? She’d seen other people making similar posts...
In the background is Keroro, standing on the chair at the kitchen table, with his finger pointing at the biggest cat you have ever seen. He has a brightly coloured box tucked underneath one arm.]
OI! Cat! You’re in the way, de arimasu!
[The cat simply closes its eyes and settles down, flicking one ear to indicate that it had heard and simply didn’t care what some weird green thing wanted. Eve either hasn’t noticed what’s going on behind her or she’s just ignoring it because she just keeps going like nothing is happening.]
And to everyone who got me something for Christmas: thank you. [Manners. She had them. At least, the ones she’d been taught.]
I said, MOVE, de arimasu!
[And with that, he puts the box right up to the cat’s side, and shoves it off the perfectly smooth, clean table. Take that, cat.
The cat slid off with a displeased sound, disappearing over the edge. Finally Eve looks up from the communicator and turns her body to look around the cat plushie.
Keroro gives a satisfied huff, and sets his unopened box on the table. He takes moment to look at the box, peering it from all different angles.]
I-It’s really a Gundam model kit, de arimasu. A Zaku II! Special alternate-Pekopon edition!
[Carefully, ever so carefully, almost reverently, he cuts through the plastic wrapping and lifts off the lid.]
It’s even more beautiful than I imagined, de arimasu! Zaku II! Special alternate-Pekopon edition!
[See that beautiful Zaku II alternate-Pekopon edition? Oh, wait, you can’t. Because the cat, who has been sneaking its way around the table is now sitting right in the box. What do, Keroro?
He grasped the box and attempted to lift it in order to dump the cat out, but failed because of the sheer amount of cat.
While Keroro’s doing that, the cat’s just going to reach out to smack him over the head. Hah. Take that, weird green thing.
How dare you, you’re nothing but a stupid pet! You’re a freeloader!
And with that in mind, Keroro turns to Eve, like a responsible adult, and tells on the cat.]
Eve-dono! The cat is being rude, de arimasu!
[She stands up, pauses, suddenly remembering that, oh, right her communicator was still on. She turns it off before doing anything else. She was done anyway.]
In the background is Keroro, standing on the chair at the kitchen table, with his finger pointing at the biggest cat you have ever seen. He has a brightly coloured box tucked underneath one arm.]
OI! Cat! You’re in the way, de arimasu!
[The cat simply closes its eyes and settles down, flicking one ear to indicate that it had heard and simply didn’t care what some weird green thing wanted. Eve either hasn’t noticed what’s going on behind her or she’s just ignoring it because she just keeps going like nothing is happening.]
And to everyone who got me something for Christmas: thank you. [Manners. She had them. At least, the ones she’d been taught.]
I said, MOVE, de arimasu!
[And with that, he puts the box right up to the cat’s side, and shoves it off the perfectly smooth, clean table. Take that, cat.
The cat slid off with a displeased sound, disappearing over the edge. Finally Eve looks up from the communicator and turns her body to look around the cat plushie.
Keroro gives a satisfied huff, and sets his unopened box on the table. He takes moment to look at the box, peering it from all different angles.]
I-It’s really a Gundam model kit, de arimasu. A Zaku II! Special alternate-Pekopon edition!
[Carefully, ever so carefully, almost reverently, he cuts through the plastic wrapping and lifts off the lid.]
It’s even more beautiful than I imagined, de arimasu! Zaku II! Special alternate-Pekopon edition!
[See that beautiful Zaku II alternate-Pekopon edition? Oh, wait, you can’t. Because the cat, who has been sneaking its way around the table is now sitting right in the box. What do, Keroro?
He grasped the box and attempted to lift it in order to dump the cat out, but failed because of the sheer amount of cat.
While Keroro’s doing that, the cat’s just going to reach out to smack him over the head. Hah. Take that, weird green thing.
How dare you, you’re nothing but a stupid pet! You’re a freeloader!
And with that in mind, Keroro turns to Eve, like a responsible adult, and tells on the cat.]
Eve-dono! The cat is being rude, de arimasu!
[She stands up, pauses, suddenly remembering that, oh, right her communicator was still on. She turns it off before doing anything else. She was done anyway.]