✖ seventh shadow | video | 31 december

[imikojaganashi]

[ The video opens to Hiei staring intently at the screen, probably having accidentally turned the video component on without realizing it - after all, demon world doesn't have this sort of new fangled technology. There's no video feeds, you just go tot he next compound over, take someone's head off -

But that's not the point.

The TV plays loudly in

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[isamulberrytree]

I'M NOT GAY, HIEI!

[imikojaganashi]

[ The little fire demon gives a quirk of a brow and an 'are you serious?' look. ]
I don't care about where you classify yourself. That's human bullshit anyway -

But do not put your lips on me or they will never find all of your pieces.

[isamulberrytree]

I WASN'T GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAY. I LOVE YUKINA!

[kuwabara pauses, looking a little awkward]

Uh. Are you...? [You know]

[imikojaganashi]

[ Ugh. It makes it even worse to have to listen to you profess love for his sister over and over again, and he means that in the 'makes me want to murder you even more' way. Except he won't carry out the murder because he doesn't like the sound of demon prison for the rest of his life, or worse - being confined in human world again.

So he'll just grit his teeth instead, turning away. ]

That kind of... thing doesn't really matter in demon world. We don't care if you reproduce or not or who you're.. with. Worth is based on how well you fight, which is more important anyway.

[ Eye roll. ] You humans are idiots about absolutely everything. Why is that term even needed?
[ One of the thousands of things that confuses Hiei about humans. ]

[isamulberrytree]

[Kuwabara shrugs his shoulders, setting the communicator down again now that he's sure it's turned off]

'Cause people like labels. [He raises an eyebrow] Demon world is weird, I don't care what anyone says.

[imikojaganashi]

No, it's human world that has unnecessary labels and requirements of people. Demon world doesn't give a shit what you do or how you do it.

So long as you recognize that eye for an eye is exactly how the Makai works.

[isamulberrytree]

Yeah, but-- what was that saying? An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind? Somethin' like that.

[Whatever this conversation is boring now. Onto other matters] Why do you keep hanging around here anyway. Don't you have puppies to kick and small children to terrorize.

[imikojaganashi]

I have no interest in the people of this place. [ As for why he stays... Well. ]

Annoying you, however, still has some appeal.

[isamulberrytree]

You really need to get a hobby. Or a job.

[....Actually] Heh! That's not a bad idea. I'll get you a job, then I can get you out of my hair.

[imikojaganashi]

Don't get any slick ideas, idiot.

[isamulberrytree]

I'll put an ad in the paper: Babysitter for hire! [He laughs, moving to go flop on the couch again]

Or maybe a dog walker.

[imikojaganashi]

Those are low level. Seems like your method of employment instead of mine.
[ What, no one around here wants as assassin or something? How lame. ]

[isamulberrytree]

[kuwabara keeps talking, as if hiei hadn't spoken at all]

Maybe cashier or somethin'. I'll have to enroll you in sensitivity training first though. Sure you'd pass that with flying colors. [The sarcasm; it drips]

[imikojaganashi]

[ Oh, really, Kuwabara? Really? Well, if you aren't going to be properly pissed off or listen to him demean you -

have the nearest heavy object lobbed at your head.

FEEL HIS WRATH. ]