3rd pickle [video] [December 31st, morning]

[picklesplz]

[The feed shows Death by Pastry wide open and in business right now. There's silence and then, a very grumpy voice.]

I have lost all faith in Shibusen whatsoever. They're part of them!

[Part of what, you ask? It doesn't matter, because the feed has just died.]

Comments

[heavenly_earth]

..You're still on about that...?

[PERMAVOICE]

[picklesplz]

They can't stop me from pointin' out the truth.

[heavenly_earth]

...Contrary to their establishment's name, no one has actually been to reported to have died as a result of eating their products.

[No, he doesn't know this for sure, but they wouldn't be in business if there had been right? right. maybe]

[picklesplz]

Nice wording there.

[A snorted.]

And how about the ones that were too dead to report themselves in?

[heavenly_earth]

Autopsies are performed for reasons.

[picklesplz]

Autopsies require you to find the bodies first, though.

[heavenly_earth]

[Growing less and less sure this is worth arguing~]

That's why people like me exist.

[picklesplz]

To try and intimidate the ones who speak up?

lmfao this is beautiful

[heavenly_earth]

[Neji just looks at his device for a minute, blinking. Who is this guy, even? His leaps in logic are ridiculous..]

No, to serve in specialized investigation.

isn't it?

[picklesplz]

Oh. Well you kinda suck at this, then, don't you?

yesss

[heavenly_earth]

It's already been investigated. You're paranoid.

[picklesplz]

Y'know, just 'cause you suck at your job doesn't mean you get to start calling people names.

[heavenly_earth]

[If this was video, you'd be able to see Neji linefacing at you, Kirin]

...Impossible.

[picklesplz]

People like to say that just so they don't have to try harder, y'know.

[heavenly_earth]

[Striking a bit of a nerve there]

And what does it mean when an individual is acting in impossible manner?

[picklesplz]

[It's what he does, this one.]

Probably that you're not trying hard enough to understand.