episode 008 [video ; December 23rd, afternoon]
[You are greeted by a totally-not-suspiciously-friendly green alien. A selection of pots are bubbling on the stove behind him.]
Good morning, Death City, de arimasu. I'm here to present to you a once in a life time opportunity, de arimasu.
[A totally-not-suspicious thumbs-up!]
The chance to participate in an experiment that will benefit the world, de arimasu! All I need from you is your body, de arimasu!
Call now before you lose this chance forever, de arimasu!
[This is not suspicious! Really!]
Ah, I almost forgot: only people with allergies should apply, de arimasu. Don't waste my time if you don't have any allergies, de arimasu.
[A totally-not suspicious-at-all-nope smile!]
Good morning, Death City, de arimasu. I'm here to present to you a once in a life time opportunity, de arimasu.
[A totally-not-suspicious thumbs-up!]
The chance to participate in an experiment that will benefit the world, de arimasu! All I need from you is your body, de arimasu!
Call now before you lose this chance forever, de arimasu!
[This is not suspicious! Really!]
Ah, I almost forgot: only people with allergies should apply, de arimasu. Don't waste my time if you don't have any allergies, de arimasu.
[A totally-not suspicious-at-all-nope smile!]