December 21, 2009 - Monday

Oct 07, 2011 18:11

Death City Times

SHIBUSEN LUCERNE FALLS

An attack last night has reduced the Shibusen Lucerne, Switzerland base to the same fate as its partner. Many of the agents were able to escape to the Linz, Austria base via death mirror before the expansion of the newest black ball. Death toll of civilians and agents in the base have amounted to 96 with some individuals still missing.

A similar attack was attempted on the Shibusen Linz, Austria base last night, but was successfully defended by the agents in the base at that time. Shibusen has not yet released information on the perpetrators.

Shibusen Ravensburg, Germany, was also attacked, but was successfully defended by the West European Deathscythe Justin Law.

“They are attacking bases at the same time,” Shibusen public representatives stated in a press interview this morning after the European events. “They know that [the] Deathscythes can’t be in many places at the same time.”

Shibusen will add more density to its European defenses in the coming days. In the mean time, evacuations of Lucerne, Liechtenstein, and Linz are still underway. Shibusen Australia will be sending its Deathscythe, Marie Mjolnir, and more agents in the following days to assist in the defense of the other bases.

MADNESS SALE ENDS, BOARD UNDER FIRE

Last night marked the last day of the Great American Sale, also resulting in the highest death toll of any shopping event in the past century. Numbers have reached 88, with an as of yet undetermined number of civilian injuries.

“The shoppers were affected by madness because of the high-stress situation,” said Tom Garter, chief of the American Board of Industries.”We didn’t know it would happen, or that it was even possible. We’ll look into this for future events.”

The American Board of Industries is facing charges of negligence from fourteen state courts. Malls nation-wide are rising in protest at the heavy fines and damage claims from victims of the madness sale.

Shibusen NA is also claiming fees from the Board for neglectful planning and for failing to stop the sales in time. The organization had to spend almost a million in compensation for mall-related missions on the weekend.

“That [the Board] did not foresee this despite warnings -- that we had to pull agents from the field to take care of what should be a simple event planning job -- is unacceptable,” said a Shibusen spokesperson. “The weekend produced more kishin eggs nation-wide in a day than the entire country’s gotten in three months. Between the recent attacks in Europe and trying to keep our streets clean triple-time, our agents are stretched thin.”

[That was a long weekend, wasn't it? Have a look at your injured in Linz and at home.

Don't forget Activity Check, either. It's driving time this month, so play nice, me lads!

Today's temperatures are 12/-6F (-11/-21C).]

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