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♋ 13th stage: [video] [Dec 19th, late at night]

Sep 29, 2011 15:57

[Hours after Gamzee was caught and jailed, Death City's other least favorite grey-skinned asshole returns. apparently Karkat skimmed the network to get an idea of what's been going on. he's moving fast with the Kinshin Chamber vanishing in the background, and he looks... awful. his eyes are too wide. long story short, he's been through some shit ( Read more... )

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video; heretolookhot October 1 2011, 04:19:11 UTC

[She's been having to focus her attention on Brittany so she isn't afraid forever after that little rampage, but she's happy to see Karkat when she finally gets a chance.]

I thought I told you not to play soggy biscuit with Richard Simmons.

[Wait, shit! She bites her lip as soon as it comes out. That's not gay rainbow jizz, it's gay rainbow blood! Karkat looks alive, though. Which is more than she expected, based on the way he described his own world. Santana sighs with relief.]

Fuck, sorry, are you like...okay?

[video] dungenessmaster October 1 2011, 08:31:21 UTC

I'll be doing better once I figure out what the fuck shrill workout instructors have to do with breakfast food, but yeah, it looks like I'm gonna see another rise of that hideous sun after all.

[he self-consciously scrubs at some dried purple on his cheek, but it doesn't come off.]

[video] heretolookhot October 2 2011, 03:13:18 UTC

Good.

[Very good! Would he find the answer amusing or rage-inducing? She'll bank on the first one.]

Soggy biscuit is a game retarded human boys play where they jerk off on a biscuit and the guy who lasts longest has to eat it. It makes no sense, they should make the premature ejaculator do it.

[video] dungenessmaster October 2 2011, 03:18:18 UTC

[and then suddenly, even with everything going on, Karkat only has one question on his mind.]

But that's... I mean, putting aside the blatant mental retardation necessary to get someone to eat it, how would you even get the pastry to last past the second one?

[they use pails, Santana. you might want to just walk away.]

[video] heretolookhot October 2 2011, 03:21:49 UTC

Get a really sturdy biscuit? Believe it or not, I'm no expert.

[video] dungenessmaster October 2 2011, 03:27:15 UTC

But even STILL...

No, you know what, I need to just accept that I will never understand how humans made it as a dominant species. Even with the serious predators being eradicated before your species developed, there's no figuring out the sequence of evolutionary steps that could have led to humans rising to the top of the food chain without some sort of major genetic self-destruction.

[video] heretolookhot October 2 2011, 03:29:33 UTC

We've got that wicked thumb action going on.

[video] dungenessmaster October 2 2011, 03:32:51 UTC

And then, just like that, I suddenly understand everything.

[video] heretolookhot October 2 2011, 03:45:18 UTC

That's what puts soggy biscuit eaters above, like, turtles on the food chain.

[video] dungenessmaster October 2 2011, 04:35:27 UTC

[Karkat fights a smile and wins.]

And I'm sure they're all totally comforted by their thinkpan-blowing ability to hold onto a doughey mass dripping with genetic slurry long enough to cram it in their nasty wheezing mealholes.

You know what? This is the worst conversation I've had in hours, and some of those were with dead people. Fuck this topic and fuck whoever thinks that shit's fun. I hope it renders them sterile.

[he pauses]

So, do you have any idea what set Gamzee off like that?

[video] heretolookhot October 2 2011, 04:39:41 UTC

No. I didn't even know what was going on until Brittany came running into my room crying that a baby clown is trying to kill all of her friends.

[video] dungenessmaster October 2 2011, 04:55:40 UTC

[facepalm]

Well, she wasn't exactly wrong. Fuck. Never mind, I'll get to the bottom of it later.

[video] heretolookhot October 2 2011, 05:03:20 UTC

Was he just a timebomb, or...?

[video] dungenessmaster October 2 2011, 10:30:53 UTC

It's a really long story, and I don't have time to get into the whole thing right now, but yeah you're basically right. He always had the potential, and this is pretty much my fucking fault as usual, and now I'm trying to fix it.

[video] heretolookhot October 2 2011, 23:24:55 UTC

It's not your fault your friend is crazy, Karkat.

[video] dungenessmaster October 3 2011, 04:50:12 UTC

[somehow, her reassurance make him feel worse. like, Santana, you may never fully understand the full depth and breadth of his failures.

but he doesn't want to flip his shit on the network, so he just nods.]

Yeah.

Listen, I'd better go... handle this.

[abruptly, not trusting himself to say anything else, he hangs up.]

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