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♋ 13th stage: [video] [Dec 19th, late at night]

Sep 29, 2011 15:57

[Hours after Gamzee was caught and jailed, Death City's other least favorite grey-skinned asshole returns. apparently Karkat skimmed the network to get an idea of what's been going on. he's moving fast with the Kinshin Chamber vanishing in the background, and he looks... awful. his eyes are too wide. long story short, he's been through some shit ( Read more... )

c: tassadar, c: john egbert, c: sollux captor, c: aqua, c: maito gai, c: lain iwakura, c: auron, c: kanaya maryam, c: selendis, c: fabiola iglesias, karkat vantas, c: santana lopez

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text conheir September 29 2011, 23:36:07 UTC

karkat, you're back!!
i knew you would be back, haha. :D

text dungenessmaster September 29 2011, 23:48:14 UTC

YOU DIDN'T KNOW GODDAMN BUGWALLOPING SHIT, EGBERT. YOU'RE JUST SO EXCRUCIATINGLY OPTIMISTIC IT ACTUALLY INJURES PEOPLE IN CLOSE PROXIMITY.

text conheir October 2 2011, 23:44:41 UTC

of course i knew!!
and no one believed me, sheesh.
i think i deserve to take on the role of that jerk who goes "i told you so!" just this once.
anyways, welcome back, man.

[text] dungenessmaster October 3 2011, 04:58:49 UTC

FINE. YOU'RE ENTITLED TO A SINGLE I-TOLD-YOU-SO, AND I WON'T EVEN SAY THAT THE ONE YOU JUST HAD WAS IT. LOOK AT HOW MAGNANIMOUS I AM. IT'S LIKE ALL OF YOUR SAPPY HOLIDAY MOVIES WHERE THE CRABBY PROTAGONIST SEES THE LIGHT AND STARTS SMILING AND PRANCING AND THROWING MONEY AROUND LIKE GOODWILL IS SUDDENLY THE SAME THING AS INSANITY CAME TRUE.

SO... THANKS.

ARE YOU STILL STUCK IN THE CLINIC?

[text] conheir October 5 2011, 22:07:11 UTC

oh come on, i think my faith in you should get me at least one more i-told-you-so.

:D
no problem!
and ha, nope, i got out of there a while ago.
they have this healy magicking and i go every day to get my leg magicked up. it is pretty neat and it feels like sci-fi.
but i ran on it yesterday and it felt fine!

[truth: his leg was nearly healed up when he ran on it anyways. false: it definitely did not feel fine afterwards and now he's gotta wear the stupid cast for a few more days.

but details are details!!]

[not here] 1/2 dungenessmaster October 5 2011, 23:46:01 UTC

[...oh dear jegus jesus. finally, and with the context of already knowing John here in Death City, the full idiocy of the whole blackrom thing sinks in. seriously, THIS was the guy he was so damn sure would be his eternal fated kismesis forever and ever?

this is why Past Karkat deserves all the hell Current Karkat gives him. shit like this.]

[text] 2/2 dungenessmaster October 6 2011, 00:29:52 UTC

DON'T TEST MY ARBITRARY SHOW OF GOODWILL, JOHN. I SAID YOU GET *ONE*, AND I MEANT IT, SO TAKE IT AND STOP TRYING TO FINAGLE MORE FREE IDIOT PASSES OUT OF ME. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU NEED ANY SORT OF SPECIAL PERMISSION TO ACT LIKE YOU WERE HATCHED YESTERDAY ANYWAY.

CASE IN POINT, THIS LEG THING. I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF SPARKLY FAIRY BULLSHIT THEY CAN PULL AT THE CLINIC NOW, WE'RE LIVING IN A CITY FULL OF STAIRS AND HILLS. YOU'D HAVE TO BE THE DULLEST MOUTHBREATHER A GENETIC DEFECT WAS EVER RESPONSIBLE FOR TO THINK RUNNING AROUND HERE ON A BROKEN LEG IS A GOOD IDEA.

[text] conheir October 13 2011, 01:10:08 UTC

whoa, hey, when did they turn into idiot passes!
i-told-you-so passes are completely different from idiot passes.
i feel kind of gipped here, karkat.

and okay, to be honest, it was only a LITTLE broken.
it felt all better when it was in the cast, anyways!!!

[text] dungenessmaster October 16 2011, 02:26:49 UTC

YOU SHOULDN'T, BECAUSE AS LONG AS I'VE KNOWN YOU, YOU HAVE NEVER NEEDED A PASS TO ACT LIKE AN ABSOLUTE PHLEGM-GLAZED IDIOT.

WHATEVER, I'M NOT YOUR LUSUS AND I'M ALREADY DONE TALKING ABOUT YOUR DUMB INJURIES THAT YOU SEEM TO ENJOY MAKING WORSE. I'M STARTING TO SUSPECT YOU JUST HAVE A MASOCHISTIC STREAK.

Re: [text] conheir October 16 2011, 21:31:31 UTC

ouch.
i am so offended and hurt, karkat.
your words have burned me, a lot!
(not really, your insults are just kinda funny, haha.)

and karkat!!!
geez!
that is the last thing that is true, it is not as if i try to make them worse because i like it!
which is what i think masochistic means.
maybe.

[text] dungenessmaster October 18 2011, 09:08:01 UTC

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT MASOCHISTIC MEANS. IF THEY EVER NEEDED AN ULTIMATE, GRADE-A LIVING EXAMPLE OF THE SUBJECT, ALL THEY WOULD NEED TO DO IS CONSTRUCT A SEALED GLASS CHAMBER, LOWER THE TEMPERATURE TO ABSOLUTE ZERO, AND THEN GO GET YOU.

YOUR ABILITY TO NOT ONLY ENDURE BUT GIGGLE YOUR WAY THROUGH THE HARSHEST TORMENTS LIKE A FRESHLY-PUPATED WIGGLER DISCOVERING ITS GENITALIA FOR THE FIRST TIME TRANSCENDS HUMAN FUNCTIONALITY. YOU HAVE PRACTICALLY HONED YOUR PUNISHMENT-TAKING SKILLS TO GOD TIER LEVELS.

IF I WEREN'T IRRITATED ENOUGH TO VOMIT RAGEBILE IN YOUR FACE, I WOULD BE IMPRESSED.

[text] conheir October 19 2011, 01:46:54 UTC

auuugh.
karkat, why are the things you say always so weirdly specific!
it kind of makes it hard to pay attention to what you are actually talking about.
because right now, i... kind of don't have any idea.

[text] dungenessmaster October 19 2011, 09:35:27 UTC

OK, WELL

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PROVIDE YOU WITH THE TROLL CLIFFS NOTES TO EVERYTHING THAT WAS JUST SAID, SO LET'S JUST AGREE THAT YOU'RE AN IDIOT, GAMZEE IS TOO, AND I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH SHIT TO DO RIGHT NOW TO BE WRINGING MY CLAWS OVER WHETHER OR NOT YOU'RE KEEPING UP WITH ALL MY STINGING VERBAL BARBS.

Re: [text] conheir October 21 2011, 02:51:46 UTC

oh.
see, things would be ten times easier if you just said it like that in the first place!

[text] dungenessmaster October 21 2011, 06:52:28 UTC

WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE UNCANNY ABILITY TO GET ON MY LAST NERVE EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR WORD GEYSER, I'D BE ABLE TO. WHAT CAN I SAY, YOU'RE INSPIRING.

[text] itp: john wins all arguments ever conheir October 27 2011, 23:52:12 UTC

yeah, well, your face is inspiring.
NOT!

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