[text]

[hemocidal]

OkAy i gOt a mOtHeRfUcKiNg cLoWnQuErY AlL Up iN HeRe
AnD YoU MoThErFuCkErS SeEm aLl gOoD At tHiS ShIt sO I Be aSkInG YoU YoUr wIcKeD AdViCe

If tWo fRiEnDbRoS ArE AlL ChIlLiNg tHe fUcK OuT AnD KiCkInG BaCk
AnD AlSo gEt dOwN On tHe cHuTeNoDe pUcKsLaP CoUrT
AnD MaKeOuT A LiTtLe
ThEy cAn sTiLl bE GoOd fRiEnDbRoS, rIgHt? :o(

[ text translationgamzee

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[text] okay this one is actually here

[slghtlylessfake]

gAMZEE, uHH,
wHAT ARE YOU DOING,
wAS IT REALLY, uH, nECESSARY, tO ASK ABOUT THAT, lIKE THIS, oR AT ALL,

[text]

[hemocidal]

HeY mAn WhAt Up
YoU sTiLl ChIlL?

[SMOOTH, GAMZEE.]

[text]

[slghtlylessfake]

[THE SMOOTHEST OF OPERATORS.]

nO, i AM NOT CHILL, aT LEAST i DON'T THINK i AM,
aCTUALLY i THINK MY CURRENT STATE OF BEING WOULD BE BETTER DESCRIBED AS, mORTIFIED, pOSSIBLY,

[text]

[hemocidal]

oH sHiT dOg WhAt HaPpEnEd To Be AlL dIsTrEsSiNg YoUr IcE cOlD dE-fUcKiNg-MeAnOr, BuLlHoNkY?

[text]

[slghtlylessfake]

[sob gamzee please try to find whatever braincells you have left to comprehend this]

wHAT HAPPENED IS, tHIS POST, thAT YOU MADE,
i WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THE, uHH, tHING WE DID, wAS KIND OF, yOU KNOW, a PERSONAL THING,
a PERSONAL THING THAT DOES NOT NEED TO BE ANNOUNCED IN A VERY NOT PERSONAL PUBLIC MANNER,

[text] threadjacks errywhere

[2ollux]

really, AT.
really.

really.

[text]

[slghtlylessfake]

[see previously posted .gif]

uHH, yES, rEALLY,

[text]

[2ollux]

ii'm not 2ure whether two 2ay congrat2.
or ii am 2o 2orry for you.
piick one or the other.

[text]

[hemocidal]

I wAs AlL uP aNd CeRtAiN mAkInG oUt Be ThE kInD oF sHiT tHeM hUmAnS dO aLl ThE tImE
i HaD a GoOd MoThErFuCkInG tImE sO i GuEsS i JuSt WaNtEd To Be AlL mAkInG sUrE
wE cOuLd Be DoInG tHaT sHiT aGaIn AnD iT bE cOoL?

[text]

[slghtlylessfake]

uHH, wELL,
i GUESS IT WASN'T SO BAD, bUT,
i AM GETTING THE IMPRESSION THAT, mAKING OUT IS GENERALLY A ROMANCE ONLY SORT OF THING,
aND, uH, i THINK THAT DOING ROMANCE THINGS IS, oNE OF THE LAST THINGS i NEED TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW,
fOR, uH, rEASONS,
sO, uM, i GUESS WHAT i AM SAYING IS, yES, wE ARE STILL GOOD FRIENDBROS,
i AM JUST NOT SURE IF CONTINUED MAKEOUTS CAN FIT INTO THE WHOLE, fRIENDSHIP OR BROSHIP CATEGORIES, oR ANY AMALGAMATION THEREOF,

[text] [FILTERED] [1/2]

[hemocidal]

ChEcK iT tHe FuCk OuT mAn WhAt I aLl Up AnD lEaRnEd

[video] [FILTERED] [2/2]

[hemocidal]

[Gamzee flips the video on and like always is kind of uncomfortably close to the camera but whatever this is totally cozy]

Okay, sup, I done figured all sorts of shit about this business. I done up and liked it, and you done up and liked it, so we can be all doing it like them pink motherfuckers and just add some motherfucking benefits to the friendship category.

Be like, a motherfucking bromance or something.

[video] [FILTERED] ooh mr makara ooh you're so smart

[slghtlylessfake]

[okay switching to video too, unsure faces everywhere.]

I don't know, I mean, bromance, uhh, is that even a, thing?

[video] [FILTERED] i am home and sticking my slimy mastication probe down your chute

[hemocidal]

Sure it be a motherfucking thing, bro! Why do you think them words be all fitting together just fucking right and all?

It's like a sign straight from the messiahs, honking down being like, yes, brothers, get your motherfucking makeout on and don't worry about nothin'.

[video] [FILTERED] in a 40 mile radius of this event: death city giving trolls terrible advice

[slghtlylessfake]

They do fit together kind of, just right and all, I guess...

But, um, are you really absolutely sure this time, because, I thought you were sure the last time, without having to ask the entire city for advice, which is what you did.

[video] [FILTERED] karkats turning furious

[hemocidal]

Abso-motherfucking-lutely sure, man. I be fully immersed in the color of broship for you, Tavbro, which I dunno what color that be, but definitely a beautiful one. Like a whole rainbow or some shit.