[Helga is pacing back and forth, she's agitated and the lack of communication from her friends is getting to her. She's pretty sure they must be here somewhere, she just hasn't found them yet.]
Criminey! What's a girl got ta do to get some contact here people? Pheebs if you're here let me know kay! C'mon Pheebs I know I said leave me alone and all
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Yes literally, there's literally a boy with a football for a head wandering around Hillwood.
[Pause. Something filters in from a previous conversation.]
I'm gonna guess you're not from around here blondie.
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[Is this guy hooked on smoothies too? Helga is wary of meeting anyone like Miriam again.]
Who are you anyway Bucko?
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Helga. Helga Pataki. You a bar tender or something?
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So if I asked you to mix me up something you'd have to do it. Anything in the world, even if it had weird things in it?
[Being a bar monkey seems like a crappy job, Helga doesn't take orders from anyone.]
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I could be really young lookin'.
Okay then blondie, lets say hypothetically I'm like thirty-two and I go into the bar and I say make me up a drink with a beetle in it and some toilet water and pork rinds. Would ya do it?
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What happened to the customer is always right Bucko?
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BORING!
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I'm nine ya doughnut hole of course I got no taste.
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