1! [ Video ] December 10th!
Hello, everyone! [ A bright and chipper Rangiku is sitting on her bed with her Shinigami outfit, that shamelessly bares her cleavage to the unsuspecting viewer. ] My name is Rangiku Matsumoto, and, like you guys, I’ve been chosen to help fight witches. I'm apparently a Weapon. [ She doesn’t say that nearly as energetic or happier as the previous sentence, suggesting that she’s not too pleased she ended up here ] And while I’d love to put my experience to use, I have a couple of questions.
[ She sighs before shamelessly pushing up her hair a bit to entice all of the male (or female) viewers. ] Would anyone like to take a lady out to get some clothes and some sake~? [ She’s already putting herself out there, just to get a head start. She’ll also increase the dramatics to get more people to help her out ] It’s been a very rough last couple of days! [ pouty pouty pout. ] I’ve been kidnapped and trapped here without anyone else from home to be with [ or at least to her knowledge o o p s ] and I’d really appreciate it if I could have my favorite drink or get my shopping done~. It’s not often I visit the West but with their amazing fashions, I’d love it if someone were to shop with me and get me out of this stuffy uniform~! After all, if I had a new wardrobe I bet I could make everyone happier and help out a lot more! [ another lie; she may or may not work depending on how much she's nagged nags her ]
Also, I’d love more outfits to show off my girls! They’re pretty nice and need to be in something other than this stuffy uniform! [ JIGGLING HER BREASTS NOW. CLEARLY SHE WILL LAND SOMEONE RIGHT HERE AND NOW ] You agree, don’t you~?
[ She sighs before shamelessly pushing up her hair a bit to entice all of the male (or female) viewers. ] Would anyone like to take a lady out to get some clothes and some sake~? [ She’s already putting herself out there, just to get a head start. She’ll also increase the dramatics to get more people to help her out ] It’s been a very rough last couple of days! [ pouty pouty pout. ] I’ve been kidnapped and trapped here without anyone else from home to be with [ or at least to her knowledge o o p s ] and I’d really appreciate it if I could have my favorite drink or get my shopping done~. It’s not often I visit the West but with their amazing fashions, I’d love it if someone were to shop with me and get me out of this stuffy uniform~! After all, if I had a new wardrobe I bet I could make everyone happier and help out a lot more! [ another lie; she may or may not work depending on how much she's nagged nags her ]
Also, I’d love more outfits to show off my girls! They’re pretty nice and need to be in something other than this stuffy uniform! [ JIGGLING HER BREASTS NOW. CLEARLY SHE WILL LAND SOMEONE RIGHT HERE AND NOW ] You agree, don’t you~?