003 ☠ Video + Text (December 10th)
What is the punishment for plagiarism?
I would like to know because I've been a victim of it recently and need to know my options. Personally, I believe the death penalty should be imposed. However, I already know Death City is a death-free zone unless you're a cannibal -- which for the record, Hijikata-san would eat anything if it was covered in mayo. Even the arm of a newborn baby.
But considering Hijikata-san couldn't come up with his own intro and had to borrow mine, I've decided (out of the kindness of my heart) to write him one. You can download it for free with your own choice of an avatar. You can pick between the yes his face really is that ugly version and the forget the l*fe str**m, this is what I want to ride when I die version.
The name's Hijikata Toushirou, but I go by others including but not limited to: mayora, asshole, dog food fanatic, dick scum, every-fujoshi's-dream, the guy who won't be vice-commander for very much longer, that guy who sounds like [ CENSORED -- but you might be able to make out D*** M******* ], or any creative combination of the above.
I might look cool, but I'm really not. In my spare time, I like to pretend I'm V*geta, dress up like S**lor M**n, knit, read shoujo manga, be the scum of the earth, and get my ass kicked by Okita Sougo.
I'm into M x M. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, it means man x mayo. My dream for Edo is to pass a law that allows mayo marriage, and I am fighting to ensure this happens. Everyone should freely be able to live out their passions with the partner of their choice, and I am only happy when I'm sucking on the end of a mayo bottle after a hard day of work.
Since I only have a short time to live, I look forward to a very brief but memorable experience with you all. I like people who annoy me every chance they get, so if you are that character type, whenever I post make sure you ALWAYS respond. Better yet, feel free to come over to my apartment and annoy me in person. I like that a lot.
One more thing and please consider this my last will and testament -- when I die, please give my position to Okita Sougo. He deserves it so much more than I do, and I know he would do a much better job than I ever could. As a matter of fact, I should probably resign right now, but it's much more satisfying to know that I've given my position along with my life. Especially if it's a painful death. I hope for a painful death. The longer it's drawn out, the better. And if you hear me screaming for help in the middle of the night, don't bother investigating. The world is a much better place without me (Hijikata Toushirou) in it.
I think it does him justice, don't you agree?
[ Filtered to: that blond M who's in denial about being an M but really REALLY is an M aka Lucy. (yes, he actually wrote that so it's really not filtered at all) ]
Oi. It's not like anyone else is going to ask you anyway, so you should go to the festival with me.
I would like to know because I've been a victim of it recently and need to know my options. Personally, I believe the death penalty should be imposed. However, I already know Death City is a death-free zone unless you're a cannibal -- which for the record, Hijikata-san would eat anything if it was covered in mayo. Even the arm of a newborn baby.
But considering Hijikata-san couldn't come up with his own intro and had to borrow mine, I've decided (out of the kindness of my heart) to write him one. You can download it for free with your own choice of an avatar. You can pick between the yes his face really is that ugly version and the forget the l*fe str**m, this is what I want to ride when I die version.
The name's Hijikata Toushirou, but I go by others including but not limited to: mayora, asshole, dog food fanatic, dick scum, every-fujoshi's-dream, the guy who won't be vice-commander for very much longer, that guy who sounds like [ CENSORED -- but you might be able to make out D*** M******* ], or any creative combination of the above.
I might look cool, but I'm really not. In my spare time, I like to pretend I'm V*geta, dress up like S**lor M**n, knit, read shoujo manga, be the scum of the earth, and get my ass kicked by Okita Sougo.
I'm into M x M. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, it means man x mayo. My dream for Edo is to pass a law that allows mayo marriage, and I am fighting to ensure this happens. Everyone should freely be able to live out their passions with the partner of their choice, and I am only happy when I'm sucking on the end of a mayo bottle after a hard day of work.
Since I only have a short time to live, I look forward to a very brief but memorable experience with you all. I like people who annoy me every chance they get, so if you are that character type, whenever I post make sure you ALWAYS respond. Better yet, feel free to come over to my apartment and annoy me in person. I like that a lot.
One more thing and please consider this my last will and testament -- when I die, please give my position to Okita Sougo. He deserves it so much more than I do, and I know he would do a much better job than I ever could. As a matter of fact, I should probably resign right now, but it's much more satisfying to know that I've given my position along with my life. Especially if it's a painful death. I hope for a painful death. The longer it's drawn out, the better. And if you hear me screaming for help in the middle of the night, don't bother investigating. The world is a much better place without me (Hijikata Toushirou) in it.
I think it does him justice, don't you agree?
[ Filtered to: that blond M who's in denial about being an M but really REALLY is an M aka Lucy. (yes, he actually wrote that so it's really not filtered at all) ]
Oi. It's not like anyone else is going to ask you anyway, so you should go to the festival with me.