Wal-Mart Humor
So i'm at Wal-Mart with my dad and we are in the toothpaste aisle and he looks at the Colgate and in thinking voice he say's "Colgate." I'm like "Nah, don't get it here. The dollar store has them for like a dollar." This lady all the way down the aisle just bust out laughing and i didnt have a clue why. i was thinking that maybe she was on a cordless phone or something. She turns over to us and say's something like "I'm sorry, it's just funny... [copying me] the DOLLAR.. has it.. for a DOLLAR!... hahaha that's just cute."
At first I was thinking "Mind your own business bitch! you know very well what i'm trying to say... get a job you nosy bastard." Even though it is kinda funny i didn't laugh with her close to my average potential. I quickly carried on with what i was saying to my dad. He did the same to. He dismissed Ms. Boring Life and told said "Yaaaaa but you can never really trust those guys [the dollar store], you don't know how long it's been sitting there."
At first I was thinking "Mind your own business bitch! you know very well what i'm trying to say... get a job you nosy bastard." Even though it is kinda funny i didn't laugh with her close to my average potential. I quickly carried on with what i was saying to my dad. He did the same to. He dismissed Ms. Boring Life and told said "Yaaaaa but you can never really trust those guys [the dollar store], you don't know how long it's been sitting there."