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Jun 21, 2011 21:05

[Hi, Death City. Please extend a warm welcome to one (1) pissed off Latina. She turns on the camera, and takes a deep breath, as she averts her eyes. The pause is to avoid bursting out in angry screams. Instead, have angry bitching, as she finally starts to speak.]

This is stupid. I said I wanted to go to Vegas, not Death City, where everyone ( Read more... )

c: tenten, c: sollux captor, santana lopez, c: lauren zizes, c: feferi peixes, c: aqua, c: maito gai, c: rufus shinra, c: kurt hummel, c: soul eater evans, c: souji seta, c: temeraire, c: rinzler, c: ganymede

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1/ummmm like 3? idk. ps not here youjustgotzized June 22 2011, 05:12:20 UTC
[you...have got to be kidding. No, seriously what. Whateven. What.]

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2/3 also not here |D youjustgotzized June 22 2011, 05:14:26 UTC
[Wow, BREW. Just...wow. Lauren has no words for this fuckery. None.]

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3/3 [VIDEO like a boss] youjustgotzized June 22 2011, 05:20:28 UTC
[Though she does have words for Santana. Most of them are not particularly pleasant. But we're not going to use those right now because brb trying not to wtf like crazy over here]

One: We all would've wanted to go to Vegas, not Death City.

Two: No to the killing half the cast of Twilight. Thanks.

Three: There's no Breadstix equivalent here. I looked.

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[VIDEO] heretolookhot June 22 2011, 05:26:03 UTC
...when did you get here? I didn't hear the elephant stomps.

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[VIDEO] youjustgotzized June 22 2011, 05:29:34 UTC
I'm sorry. What's that? Oh, it's the sound of someone asking to get their ass handed to them again within three seconds of arriving in Death City. Wonderful.

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[VIDEO] heretolookhot June 22 2011, 05:43:59 UTC
Do you really wanna go there with me right now, Manny?

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[VIDEO] youjustgotzized June 22 2011, 05:46:51 UTC
Question is, do you wanna go there with me? I'm the one with two extra weeks of training in addition to what I had when I kicked your ass the first time, Lopez.

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[VIDEO] heretolookhot June 22 2011, 06:08:34 UTC
Wow, two weeks. [Wait. What?] What are you even talking about? One, you didn't kick my ass, and two, that was months ago.

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[VIDEO] 1/2 youjustgotzized June 22 2011, 06:09:57 UTC
[AUGH not this again. Noise of frustration goes here]

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

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[VIDEO - PRIVATE] youjustgotzized June 22 2011, 06:12:17 UTC
Here's how it works here. BREW takes people from all different...points in time or some shit. I was dragged here right after kicking your ass, which I did quite thoroughly, and Kurt is from November. 2010. So when are you from?

Oh and the date here? November 23rd, 2009.

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[VIDEO - PRIVATE] heretolookhot June 22 2011, 06:20:56 UTC
November? That's before he left for Dalton, right?

June 4th, it was the first day of summer break.

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[VIDEO - PRIVATE] youjustgotzized June 22 2011, 06:28:04 UTC
Yeah, pretty much. Him and Hudson's parents are married, right? I don't even think he knows about that. I haven't asked.

[pause here for epic annoyance at BREW and all this other bullshit]

June fourth. This is crap.

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[VIDEO - PRIVATE] heretolookhot June 22 2011, 06:30:34 UTC
So he, like...doesn't even know you.

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[VIDEO - PRIVATE] youjustgotzized June 22 2011, 06:32:09 UTC
Brilliant observation. Thanks for your input.

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[VIDEO - PRIVATE] heretolookhot June 22 2011, 06:38:11 UTC
Yeah, I'm sure you were Sherlock on your first day here.

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[VIDEO - PRIVATE] youjustgotzized June 22 2011, 06:39:46 UTC
Pretty damn close. I actually did some listening during that stupid tour. [okay that might be stretching the truth a bit but we're not going to go into that]

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