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☣ → T E N || [video]

Jul 20, 2010 11:37

[Good who-the-hell-is-awake-at-this-time-in-the morning, Death City. This is a Heine and he is looking especially grumpy and tired. It might be due to the series of fucking S.O.S signals going off at all hours.]

HEY! CUT THAT SHIT OUT!!

I already have an alarm. And it's a pretty good one; it brings me coffee and everything. I don't need idiots ( Read more... )

c: zatanna zatara, c: celty sturluson, c: ludwig (germany), c: yuu kanda, c: alphonse elric, c: luki, c: edward elric, c: nill, c: izaya orihara, c: yao wong (china), c: axel, heine rammsteiner, c: nate "near" river, c: yuffie kisaragi, c: vincent valentine

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[Action] kandescence July 20 2010, 10:52:35 UTC

[D-did he just get compared to an alarm clock?!?

An alarm clock that brings coffee?!

Oh he is glaring at you so hard right now, Heine.

You know, from where he's standing. In the kitchen. Putting on the coffee pot.]

[Action] bulletcarnage July 20 2010, 11:06:26 UTC

[Yeah, he notices that glare, pal. He doesn't seem bothered by it though as he stretches with a loud yawn and scratches the back of his head as he looks back at his partner.]

... What?

[Action] kandescence July 21 2010, 21:08:16 UTC

[He puts the percolator down on the stove with rather more force than necessary.]

I'm not a damn domestic.

[Action] bulletcarnage July 21 2010, 22:11:11 UTC

[He shifts himself to position where he could see Kanda better, a fairly blank look on his face.]

Never said you were.

[There is a pause then as he looks off somewhere else vacantly, as if distracted by a thought. Or a weighing of pros and cons in his head. Then he shrugs, but as he does he very briefly makes eye contact with Kanda. There isn't a smirk or hint of a smile in his face, but there is something that says... Yeah, I'm being an cocky little shit here and I know it.]

I said my alarm was.

[Action] kandescence July 23 2010, 22:37:51 UTC

Che. As if you'd wake up for a damn ringing bell.

[Hard to tell whether he's returning the playfulness. He's definitely listening to everything that Heine's saying about him on the network under this pretense of not talking about him though.]

[Action] bulletcarnage July 23 2010, 22:44:51 UTC

Not unless you're Pavlov. Where would be the fun otherwise?

[It is hard to tell if that was Kanda's brand of returning the playfulness, but Heine isn't one to sit and double- guess too long. The way he figures it if Heine continues in the same trend Kanda will do one of two things: keep playing along or make it clear he isn't sooner or later.]

[Action] kandescence July 24 2010, 05:46:31 UTC

[The reference is lost on him.]

Who?

[Action] bulletcarnage July 25 2010, 21:32:35 UTC

Guy who invented canned dog food.

[Said with a completely straight face.

And then he gives an amused snort and shakes his head.]

Kidding. He was some guy who rang a bell when it was time to feed his dogs and in the end got them to drool as a reaction to hearing the noise of the bell alone.

... Kinda messed up, actually.

[Action] kandescence July 25 2010, 21:38:05 UTC

[Stares, temporarily derailed from his irritation.]

What the hell for?

[Action] bulletcarnage July 25 2010, 21:46:14 UTC

[Shrugging. Heine doesn't care for your classical conditioning, Dr. Pavlov.]

Dunno. Because he could, I guess.

[Yeah, he might be a bit physically tense now. Feel free to change the subject there, Kanda.]

[Action] kandescence July 26 2010, 14:09:44 UTC

[Clear as mud. Thanks for that, Heine. Pity your partner isn't the gifted conversationalist you seem to be in need of at the moment. He makes an impatient sound, rolling his eyes and shaking his head as he takes a mug out of the cabinet and sets it down on the counter top.]

Just watch your damn mouth.

[Action] bulletcarnage July 26 2010, 16:23:39 UTC

[He can deal--it's not like Heine would know what to do if Kanda suddenly did become skilled enough with words to help him out in that moment.

He could take a good guess at what Kanda was actually getting at, but instead he decided to take a tactic he was more used to deploying on Germany.]

All right, all right. No more mentioning the psychologists around you. Got it.

[Action] kandescence July 29 2010, 22:59:02 UTC

[Predictably, that gets another scathing glare. He turns the fire off under the coffee pot as it begins to boil with an impatient Tch, and displays his trademark lack of humor.]

Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.

[Action] bulletcarnage July 31 2010, 21:54:14 UTC

[Pros and cons, pros and cons... The moment of silence was Heine weighing them. Did Heine dare push this?

Yeah, of course he did. He was in a decent enough mood.

He turns his head around to give his Meister a playful but cocky smirk.]

What, you're good at the wake-up thing. Any other alarm would just make a lot of angry noises. At least with you around I get coffee too.

[Action] kandescence August 1 2010, 20:56:18 UTC

[Heine has to know he's asking for it at this point. And it does occur to Kanda that this is meant to be playful and fun, but this kind of play isn't easy for him. Recognizing it is one thing, participating is something else altogether.

There's a sharp bang as he moves the coffee pot none too gently, and then he's striding across the room, seemingly towards the bed alcove, though his trajectory takes him right passed the couch where he delivers, not coffee, but an open handed smack to the back of Heine's head. He doesn't stop, just keeps on walking, grumbling (though easily clear enough to hear).]

Watch it or I'll find another damn way to wake you up each morning.

[And then he stalks away to go get dressed. There's a cup of coffee sitting on the kitchen counter though.]

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