[video - a few hours after Zelos's post]

[r_a_m_1982]

[Ram's hair is a bit messy but he cares little about it as he turns on the video feed of this communicator.]

My partner Zelos is trying to get me in bed. [He smiles lopsidedly, barely awake after sleeping 14 hours.] Any polite way to tell him 'no' without hurting his feelings?

[ooc: This makes sense in context, as Ram is being literal, but feel free

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[pickinurpockets]

...Ram, you might wanna rephrase that.

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[r_a_m_1982]

Uh? Why?

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[pickinurpockets]

Because the way you said it kinda sounds like Zelos is trying to have sex with you, and while I wouldn't be surprised if that happened that's probably not the case.

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[r_a_m_1982]

[He gives her a confused look and a raised brow.]

.....sex?

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[pickinurpockets]

[She's kinda used to this by now]

It's a private User thing that's not ever ever supposed to be public. Castor might know, or you can ask Zelos. But yeah, rephrasing that post miiiiiiiiiiight be a good idea.

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[r_a_m_1982]

[Poor Rikku, always having to deal with programs.]

But I'm just explaining what he wants me to do I didn't think it could be taken that way. Sorry.

so, the bed's function is to be used for sex?

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[pickinurpockets]

[Furious headshake]

No no no no no no no no no. No. It can be used for sex, but it's mostly used for sleeping on.

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[r_a_m_1982]

Those are two really different functions. [D:] How do I know which one I should do any moment?

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[pickinurpockets]

Whenever you slept in the bathtub? Sleep on a bed. Sex is a special function and I'm pretty sure you'll know it if it happens.

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[r_a_m_1982]

The bed is too soft, I don't feel comfortable there. It's too soft and I feel like like it's going to swallow me whole. But how you know for sure that it's happening?

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[pickinurpockets]

Then ask for a firmer mattress. And trust me, you can't not know when sex is happening.

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[r_a_m_1982]

I had no idea that those existed. I'll take your word for it.

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[pickinurpockets]

Yeah, I actually need to get me a softer one or something. I spending more time asleep on my sofa than my bed because my bed's not soft enough for me.

[No more comments on sex]

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[r_a_m_1982]

You can have mine if you want, no need to waste your money. I need to compensate you after all your help and patience. [He smiles sweetly at her.]

[Ram's okay with that, no more comments.]

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[pickinurpockets]

Nah, that's okay. Chances are it's the same mattress I've got right now anyway. [A giggle] They've got something called a 'futon' for sale at the store and I wanna try one of those.

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[r_a_m_1982]

[He's silent for a moment, evaluating variables.] There's a 83% of probabilities it's the same, now that you mention it. Can I come with you and see if I can find a more comfortable mattress?