Okay, seriously?
SHUT UP!
*sighs*
I sound like a nutcase, and I don't want anyone to jump down my throat about what a 'jerk' or 'dick' I'm being.
BUT SERIOUSLY!
Okay, so it's official. Dumbledore is gay. Yes, cool, wonderful, huzzah!
I am tired of people now being all "OMG TEH GAY! I don't really like Dumbledore but HE'S MY FAVORITE!!! TEE HEE HEE!! ♥"
Shut up. Don't jump on this because you're a slash fangirl and you want to be part of the crowd. Don't jump on this because you're gay and you feel the need to be all "LOOK! LOOK HOW COOL AND NORMAL US GAY FOLK CAN BE!" Are you a really fucking old wizard? Did you do half the shit he did? No. So, gay or not, NOBODY IS AS FUCKING COOL AS DUMBLEDORE.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! PLEASE DON'T START SLASHING HIM WITH EVERYTHING IN THE 'VERSE THAT HAS A PENIS OR I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND PULL YOUR SPINE OUT THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND USE IT AS A SKIPPING ROPE!!!
*pants* ..... Okay. Done abusing caps now....
As for the homophobic people, shut the hell up, I don't want to hear about how this makes him a pervert. I hope the gay mafia comes to your house, redecorates it, forces you to watch while they have a massive orgy then skins you alive and nails your stupid ass to your own fucking front door.
*I'd make this public, but for the cursing... which I typed with my sister right behind me. Hi!
EDIT/Making it public. You have a problem with that?
*sighs*
I sound like a nutcase, and I don't want anyone to jump down my throat about what a 'jerk' or 'dick' I'm being.
BUT SERIOUSLY!
Okay, so it's official. Dumbledore is gay. Yes, cool, wonderful, huzzah!
I am tired of people now being all "OMG TEH GAY! I don't really like Dumbledore but HE'S MY FAVORITE!!! TEE HEE HEE!! ♥"
Shut up. Don't jump on this because you're a slash fangirl and you want to be part of the crowd. Don't jump on this because you're gay and you feel the need to be all "LOOK! LOOK HOW COOL AND NORMAL US GAY FOLK CAN BE!" Are you a really fucking old wizard? Did you do half the shit he did? No. So, gay or not, NOBODY IS AS FUCKING COOL AS DUMBLEDORE.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! PLEASE DON'T START SLASHING HIM WITH EVERYTHING IN THE 'VERSE THAT HAS A PENIS OR I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND PULL YOUR SPINE OUT THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND USE IT AS A SKIPPING ROPE!!!
*pants* ..... Okay. Done abusing caps now....
As for the homophobic people, shut the hell up, I don't want to hear about how this makes him a pervert. I hope the gay mafia comes to your house, redecorates it, forces you to watch while they have a massive orgy then skins you alive and nails your stupid ass to your own fucking front door.
*I'd make this public, but for the cursing... which I typed with my sister right behind me. Hi!
EDIT/Making it public. You have a problem with that?